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Sprocket

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Preston On The Brook

http://www.pornolize.com/

Set the language to english, type in the URL for the website you wish to browse with mild swear words. Select this forum for instance http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4?lang=e...ubmit=Translate. It works like a filter and does nothing to the actual site, though Ive necer tried to post anything through this web site

Quite humourous at times

Edited by Sprocket on 9th May, 2006.

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Mike

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1171 Posts
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Sunny Sussex

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

"i am a ballbusting plank! Tom "Fuck me for a Buck" Fenton"

Edited by Mike on 10th May, 2006.



Jimster
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455bhp per ton
12 sec 1/4 mile road legal mini

Sunny Bridgend, South Wales

puts a whole new meaning on www.sheepspeed.com

Team www.sheepspeed.com Racing

On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

Is your data backed up?? directbackup.net one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials


jamesfawcett

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Bingley, West Yorkshire

LOL NICS POST..,
Nic
2409 Charvers
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site perv



13/07/2006 23:35:28
pesky stupid gaylording a farting series!!

a unclefucking compression check yesterday gamahucheed 3 titty fucks to be at 150psi, and one at 90psi, not to worry i titty fucked the browning head gasket, didnt look to bad, but one area looked a spanking bit poorly

squirted it over, let the cocksucking car warm up, check it again and its still the licking same, oh well itll have to do




Previous Engine: 1040cc Morespeed engine, 1275 turbo head T2 Turbo Mirage Manifolds Megajolt
Previous engine: STD metro turbo, megajolt
Drives: 399bananahp (flywheel) Honda Civic Vtec b18c4 T28 Turbo 1968 Mini

Megajolt maps to download: http://www.jamesfawcett.co.uk/cms/index.ph...&gid=3&Itemid=3


Nicky
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I helped keep this site alive!

1921 Posts
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Tadley, Hampshire

Ha ha

"Turbominis cannot be held responsible for any material found within and can in no way confirm the sex fighting accuracy of the content".



http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4?lang=e...vt%26tid%3D7068

Edited by Nicky on 14th Jul, 2006.


joeybaby83

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Isle of Man

has this stopped working?

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

Its still working for me:



* Go to the
Official "Cuntcleaner" Australian site:
neighbours.com.au
* Go to the raiding
Official UK site:
holysoap.five.tv


International wad pulls are welcome to select either Neighbours website. To change sites, return here


MrOz

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Crazyhill, Livi

rofl - tried it on the hmrc web site - "Tax Agents & Wanks" - never a truer word said.

http://www.pornolize.com/translate/?lang=e...is.co.uk/forums ----- General "Cockboy" Chat..... lol

"se ne estas rompita, ne ripar ĝi - supercharge ĝi."


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

HAHAHA this is great


Has Paul "Mistress Anal" Robinson been killed off?

Or should I say: Paul "Dripper Dick" Robinson
(Stefan "Sniff-my-Ass" Dennis)

Edited by Nic on 1st Sep, 2010.


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

lol

Rob "Spunksupper" H

Rod "Muffmuncher" S

Ben "Thrushmore" H

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


mini93

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Warwick.

"Sister "Bonebagger" Pictures!
:: For those blows of sisters! "

hahaha ace!

David.


Brett

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Doncaster, South Yorkshire

*happy**happy*


Attachments:

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

Instagram @jdm_brett


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

HAHAHA im loving the last hard on action


John

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Mongo

Barnsley, South Flatcapshire

Hahaha!

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


Pauly

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Wolverhampton, West Midlands

Members "Anal" History
:: They don't make 'em like they used to!

*happy*


george91

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hahaha "Paul "Son of a licking whore" S charvers and titty fucking" i'm off to try more sites. lol

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