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Jimster
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True Story.

I was sitting in work the other day, when a phone started ringing where nobody usually sits, I thought this was bit strange, so picked it up.

As I work for an internet bank, all calls are recoreded.

This is a copy of the phone call.
Click here to listen

Edited by Jimster on 20th Mar, 2006.

Team www.sheepspeed.com Racing

On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

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TurboDave16V
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SouthPark, Colorado

Jim sent me this the other day.

Best thing I've ever heard!!!

Edited by TurboDave16V on 20th Mar, 2006.

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY



Tom Fenton
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Fearless Tom Fenton, Avon Park 2007 & 2008 class D winner

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TM legend.

Rotherham South Yorkshire

"Billy Bobbaldwincuntfuckyouzyswcompan"

"Back in my day we didn't have calculators"

"Don't forget the leap years as well"

LMFAO!!!!

You should send that to radio 1.....


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


Tom Fenton
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Fearless Tom Fenton, Avon Park 2007 & 2008 class D winner

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TM legend.

Rotherham South Yorkshire

The best bit for me was when he asked

"How old are you"

and Jim replys STRAIGHT AWAY with no delay (and not even a hint of laughter)

"156"


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


wil_h

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Betwix Harrogate and York

Great name, that was very funny.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph

www.twin-turbo.co.uk

On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


AlexB
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The boring bloke who runs this place.

Berkshire

Yeah, I got this via email too - amazing! I always thought these things were made up.. haha.

Edit: Here's a mirror, if putfile doesnt work.

Edited by AlexB on 20th Mar, 2006.


iain
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Sold the turbo and seeing what the C20XE can do!

Near Lincoln

Ha ha ha! very good. I strung a bloke who offered the same deal and sounded very similar on for the same amount of time!

just couldnt help myself!!

Well done on capturing it for us all to laugh at!! *happy*


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That's so good. Loved it when he asked how it was pronounced.

"That bit's silent" lmao!

I wish he'd stayed on longer so you could've got an attack in right at the very end! lol


Turbo Phil

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Fantastic work Jim ! Me and my Dad have both enjoyed 10 minutes of comedy listening to that ! lol. *laughing*

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giallofly

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The Stig..

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world class!

On 21st Jan, 2011 fastcarl said:


therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl




antman

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great stuff had me and my housemates in stitches!!!


Jimster
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Glad it put a smile on your faces! All part of the service :)

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

Is your data backed up?? directbackup.net one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials


T3Tone

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Sunny suffolk

Very good, more people should do it and waste there time.

-MINI CLUBMAN 1380 TURBO-


SumpNut
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Excellent!

Dont you love the way they say "You have been specially chosen" yet they dont even know your name?


ministeve

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woking, surrey

love the the phone call me and my mates couldnt stop laughing very funny

era turbo - not even the mrs gets to drive it


Turbo Tim

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top stuff

16V project underway


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"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"



t3gav

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kent

lmao! what did he say at the end about yellow pages or ages or summat?


BENROSS

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Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

top man jim
LMAO!*laughing**laughing*
excellent






benny hill

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Fantastic work Jim ! very very funny*happy*

I do beleve we are on the eve of destruction


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ROTFPMSL

That is quality, brightened up my day!!


b12

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Jim that was amazingly funny .....

BUT

Are you sure them bastads were not making you pay fo rthe call in some clever reverse charge type scam ???

*smiley*

TurboLessTosser


TurboDave16V
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How bizarre is this - I've just been emailled a link to it from someone who has no connection at all with turbominis or anything....
It's clearly been doing the rounds.

On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better


Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY



Jimster
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Sunny Bridgend, South Wales

I'm world famous!!!

Team www.sheepspeed.com Racing

On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

Is your data backed up?? directbackup.net one extra month free for all Turbo minis members, PM me for detials


Vegard

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I pick holes in everything..

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YOu are. I just spread this all over the internet myself. It's hilarious. I've never heard it before! Good' un! :)

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.


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