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Andymini

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19th Jan, 2006 at 10:15:48pm

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful
women.
They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have
done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living.
"I'm a cop", says the first man.
"Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living.
"I'm a firemen", said the second man.
"Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?"
And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!”

skyflyer

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25th Jan, 2006 at 11:48:47am

please see PM sent - thanks!

Richie

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27th Jan, 2006 at 09:29:41pm

On 25/01/2006 11:48:47 skyflyer said:
please see PM sent - thanks!


interesting ? intreguing ? Andy have you been told off bro psml



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