The English ventriloquist
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An English ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and

sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.



He figures he'll have some fun, so he says to the Welshman "Can I talk

to your dog?"



Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git"



Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?



Dog: "Doin' alright"



Villager: (Look of extreme shock)



Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (Pointing at the villager)



Dog: "Yep"



Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"



Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes

me to the lake once a week to play" Villager: (Look of disbelief)



Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"



Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either. I think"



Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"



Horse: "Cool"



Villager: (Absolutely dumfounded)



Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the villager)



Horse: "Yep"



Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"



Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes

me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements"



Villager: (Total look of amazement)



Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"



Villager: (in a panic) "The sheep's a f*ckin' liar !!

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Haha, very good