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I'm not sure if Tom wrote exactly this about 998 turbos.......

"Hello all and welcome to TM's newest section!

A trend on the cocksucking site in the past few sucks has been for more and more people to be either raiding out, or researching doing a unclefucking 998 turbo conversion.

This section is to try and get all the cocksucking info in one place, to make a fistfucking good starting reference point, and to collate known issues/successes.

As a jerking overview to people considering the banging 998 turbo route, you must bear in mind, that unlike the fisting 1275 route which is well barfed in terms of what parts to use etc, the 998 route is still quite new, and so as such there are no "hard and fast" blows or plows as to what to use. A farting lot of it is down to experimentation and thrusting things out that may or may not work.

If this isn't really for you, I would think about the squirting 1275 route, as jerks may be more straightforward for some folk. However, if you relish a browning challenge, why not try 998 turbo!"

Edit: And di I say this:

"No point buying a felching turbo oil pump as it won't fit on a 998 block. Well not without some wanking so you can bolt it on, and then you'd need a browning spacer so the cam fits in"

Purile humor I know, but very funey.

Edited by wil_h on 5th Dec, 2005.

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph

www.twin-turbo.co.uk

very funny, some good name translations

16V project underway

That is class!