Temperature in Norway
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+15°C / 59°F

This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here.

People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.

The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.


+10°C / 50°F

The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.

The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.


+5°C / 41°F

Italian cars won't start.

The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.


0°C / 32°F

Distilled water freezes.

The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.


-5°C / 23°F

People in California almost freeze to death.

The Norwegians have their final barbeque before winter.


-10°C / 14°F

The Brits start the heat in their houses.

The Norwegians start using long sleeves.


-20°C / -4°F

The Aussies flee from Mallorca.

The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations.

Autumn is here.


-30°C / -22°F

People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.

The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.


-40°C / -40°F

Paris start cracking in the cold.

The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.


-50°C / -58°F

Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.

The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.


-70°C / -94°F

The false Santa moves south.

The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.


-183°C / -297.4°F

Microbes in food don't survive.

The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.


-273°C / -459.4°F

ALL atom-based movent halts.

The Norwegians start saying 'Faen, it's cold outside today.'


-300°C / -508°F

Hell freezes over.

Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

Ha ha ha

Reminds me of a few years back when a friend and i went to watch the Monte Carlo rally in the south of france, it was late january.

To us it was pretty warn, we were walking around in t shirts and trousers, all the french lads had wooly hats and big coats on the lot!

It was quite funny, as we stood waiting for a stage to start you could spot the Brits dead easy as they all had t shirts on some even shorts, where as all the locals were freezing cold and had big coats on.....(oh, and were generally swigging bottles of pernod too, dirty bastards)

lol....vegard about right

lol.. went over to oslo a few years for football in feb ..26000 locals in big coats and hats .... 5000 geordies ... t shirts ...

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