The Difference to woman and men in the shower.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in the laundry
basket according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental
note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts etc.
Get in the shower.
Use facecloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah & pumicestone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43
added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition your hair with conditioner enhanced with
grapefruit and mint.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10
minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffacake bodywash.
Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off
shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mould spots with tile cleaner.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and the hand towel on
head.
If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave in
a pile on the floor. Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the
"woo-woo" sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire
the size of your willy and scratch your bum. Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Wee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of
bath the whole time.
Admire willy size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
"woo-woo" sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.

Edited by AlexF2003 on 6th Oct, 2005.

Team www.sheepspeed.com Racing

Ha ha ha

I thought you'd been watching my house for a while, but it's the missus who puts the wet towel on the bed not me.

Otherwise spot-on

Wil

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shall we just start up the "home truth " section jim?

it may b small but it purfectly formed
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sounds about right apart from my gf's have always woowooo'd at my willy size lol

lucky you, i always get "awww dont worry"'s

the wife to a Tee.

Can I just mention there's been a wet towel on our bed all day. It's not mine...

sorry nicky, thats mine! better move it before alex gets home.

Team www.sheepspeed.com Racing

Haha, very good

not to mention the wet patch in jims loins at the meer thought .

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yuk......

what a horrible thought.........

its not that bad! Is it???

Team www.sheepspeed.com Racing

No comment!

The man bit sounds more like my misses

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does you misses shake her willy and and make the "woo-woo" sound?

Team www.sheepspeed.com Racing

except that bit

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lol

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