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paul wiginton
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How many of you have ever seen their MD cleaning corrosion from brakes by spraying WD40 on them?

The blokes a twat!

I seriously doubt it!


steve w

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At least they're not going to squeek when he's done! 😂

This is FORD country, on a quiet day you can hear Vauxhalls rusting.


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Haha. I'm sure some people clean their teeth with the stuff.

In the 13's at last!.. Just


Rob Gavin

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Brilliant! On the same par as a customer that cane in to us years ago complaining his new pads were crap and demanding his money back. Turns out, when advised to smear a little copper grease on them before fitting, he may have picked up the instructions wrong.....


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On 11th Apr, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
Brilliant! On the same par as a customer that cane in to us years ago complaining his new pads were crap and demanding his money back. Turns out, when advised to smear a little copper grease on them before fitting, he may have picked up the instructions wrong.....


Scary how some peoples minds work

On 24th Oct, 2015 jonny f said:
Nothing gets past Dave lol

NOTHING GETS PAST ME!! *tongue*

1/4 mile 14.7 @ 96mph 12psi boost
Showdown class A 2nd place 18.6 @ 69mph


madmk1

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That is brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was chatting to an engine builder, that had an engine returned to him and the bloke was kicking off!

Turns out he filled his rocker cover with coolent and has rad with oil!

Your right Some blokes are wired up different.

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


D4VE

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Wow just wow... there was that thing on here last year with the story of the woman who filled her engine up with water.. like to the brim! Because it was over heating

On 24th Oct, 2015 jonny f said:
Nothing gets past Dave lol

NOTHING GETS PAST ME!! *tongue*

1/4 mile 14.7 @ 96mph 12psi boost
Showdown class A 2nd place 18.6 @ 69mph


gr4h4m

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Md.....

I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
VEMS + 12 PSI + Liquid Intercooler = Small Bore FUN!


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Lady scooter rider who put anti freeze in her fuel - where else would it go on an air cooled two stroke ?


Rob Gavin

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my missus did this many years ago with my car when it over heated. luckily she realised what she had done before she ran it

On 11th Apr, 2016 D4VE said:
Wow just wow... there was that thing on here last year with the story of the woman who filled her engine up with water.. like to the brim! Because it was over heating


Joe C

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PMSL,

frend if mine worked with a woman trainee in a garage, a car came in with squeeeky brakes and the forman told her to whip the pads out, clean them up and re fit with some copper grease.... well it certainly cured the squeek!....

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1

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paul wiginton
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The same MD came to me on friday complaining that the DB5 Ive just fully restored isnt charging and the customer is on his way to collect it. He said the ignition light is on and the amp meter is flailing around like a crazy thing.
I told him to start the engine and show me, the gauge went up when he revved it and came down on to 0 on idle, I told him thats what it should do.
He said "Then why is the light on!?"
I said "THATS THE HANDBRAKE WARNING LIGHT!"

I seriously doubt it!


Rob Gavin

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How the feck is he a boss doing what you guys do???


gr4h4m

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I guess he has the money to invest?

I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
VEMS + 12 PSI + Liquid Intercooler = Small Bore FUN!


D4VE

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Md- the biggest tool in that place!

On 24th Oct, 2015 jonny f said:
Nothing gets past Dave lol

NOTHING GETS PAST ME!! *tongue*

1/4 mile 14.7 @ 96mph 12psi boost
Showdown class A 2nd place 18.6 @ 69mph


paul wiginton
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Got to find a new job but theres sod all out there

I seriously doubt it!


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When I was working at Halfords I had a girl
Fill her power steering fluid with screen wash and pour a litre of oil into the screen washer bottle -_- what a mess! But some people are odd

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