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robert

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uranus

24th Jul, 2015 at 07:43:29pm

This penguin walks into a mechanic shop and tells the owner "my car has an oil leak. Can you check it out?" Mechanic says "yeah, but it'll be about an hour." As the penguin is waiting, he notices an ice cream parlor down the street and decides to indulge. Well, penguins don't have thumbs, so he made an awful mess of himself eating the ice cream.
When the penguin walks back into the mechanic shop, the mechanic looks out from under the hood at him and says "it looks like you blew a seal" the penguin says " naw, that's just ice cream"



Medusa + injection = too much torque for the dyno ..https://youtu.be/qg5o0_tJxYM

apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

24th Jul, 2015 at 07:52:29pm

*Rofl!*

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*

clubman91

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24th Jul, 2015 at 08:09:42pm

Hahaha *laughing*


Rob Gavin

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24th Jul, 2015 at 08:18:22pm

Lol!

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belgium

24th Jul, 2015 at 10:06:24pm

Like

you can do anything if you set your mind to it...
i rather blow it up winning than keep it together losing.

finish date set for project 1... march 2018

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