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fastcarl

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25th Aug, 2013 at 07:40:24am

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A mobile on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£90,000." ;

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £580,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of £550,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra thirty thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"--


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madmk1

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25th Aug, 2013 at 07:57:44am

HaHaHaHaHa

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

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Australia, brisbane

25th Aug, 2013 at 08:25:03am

hmmm she couldn't recognize the voice on the phone?

funny tho

wolfie

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25th Aug, 2013 at 09:29:48am

all americans sound the same

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Carl S
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25th Aug, 2013 at 10:46:07am

Haha

afrance2905

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whitby, north yorkshire

25th Aug, 2013 at 12:09:33pm

ahah i thought he was goin to say at the end its your credit card spend it on what you want

Brett

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25th Aug, 2013 at 11:26:55pm

mwahahahaha *happy*

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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