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On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper

On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!!

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Hahahahahahaha

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Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


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Nah, his nose is nowhere near big enough.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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not tall enough lol

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Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

That's Andy's. Second job.....lol






madmk1

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Andy has Tom pulled some strings to get you on the tv?

Edited by madmk1 on 18th Aug, 2013.

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


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he doesn't have a flap cap on either.

balls to the blower!!!



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come on oli needs some editing

Done now needs redoing lol


oli79

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Ave it!

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

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pahahahahahahahahaha!

balls to the blower!!!



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Rob Gavin

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and the wanderer returns!


On 18th Aug, 2013 oli79 said:
Ave it!


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I believe Oliver has been in flat cap rehab. Seems it failed.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


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Ha ha you two are like an older version of ant and dec

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Carlzilla

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Hahahaha

On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper

On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!!

17.213 @ 71mph, 64bhp n/a (Old Engine)


oli79

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Yes if you replace the words flat cap with spain and the word rehab with sunning his fat arse, then bob on lol-flat caps forever cos they fooking rule. Mighty disappointed though that captain chunder didn't pay a visit to Andys tent at mitp this year!

On 19th Aug, 2013 John said:
I believe Oliver has been in flat cap rehab. Seems it failed.

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


Rob Gavin

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I believe he did


On 19th Aug, 2013 oli79 said:

Yes if you replace the words flat cap with spain and the word rehab with sunning his fat arse, then bob on lol-flat caps forever cos they fooking rule. Mighty disappointed though that captain chunder didn't pay a visit to Andys tent at mitp this year!

On 19th Aug, 2013 John said:
I believe Oliver has been in flat cap rehab. Seems it failed.


apbellamy

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There was no barf this year Rab. We took his tent, just in case...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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not in the tent but I do understand there was an evacuation in the evening


oli79

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From Sheffield now live in York tha noz

Just to clear this up for our southern members, a barf is:

North-Barf-Vomit, usually loudly and in the direction of other people or a strangers front garden on the way home from the local public house

South-Barf-A large tub, often white but available in other colors, filled with lukewarm water and used for washing the whole body, often found in the corner of a barfroom!

*happy*

Edited by oli79 on 19th Aug, 2013.

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


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HA HA HA HA HA!

Oli glad you are back buddy, you were missed at MITP.


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


John

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Missed thee on here MS Paint Flat Cap Champion!

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


oli79

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Cheers bud, I was crestfallen when I found I couldn't go but cant wait for the next TM curry night/event/spatterfest


On 19th Aug, 2013 Tom Fenton said:
HA HA HA HA HA!

Oli glad you are back buddy, you were missed at MITP.

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


oli79

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You will be pig sick of the sight of me once we have had a week trapped in a Rover full of farts with my shit jokes!


On 19th Aug, 2013 John said:
Missed thee on here MS Paint Flat Cap Champion!

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


John

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haha!

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


John

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On 19th Aug, 2013 Rob Gavin said:
not in the tent but I do understand there was an evacuation in the evening


Not that I was aware of!? Unless I was that sloshed I didn't remember!
However my clothes, shoes, underwear and backs of teeth were definitely spew free in the morning.

I also recall the majority of my movements for the evening.

Edited by John on 19th Aug, 2013.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

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