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John

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Barnsley, South Flatcapshire

Me n a couple of lads are doing another banger rally later this year and are on the lookout for a sub £400 car (cheaper the better)

Something that will transport 3 in relative comfort for 3000 miles without exploding.

If you have something or know of something let me know. Pref reasonable close to Barnsley but may travel a bit for a bargain.

Ideally something that has ticket until end of sept and does at least 30mpg unless its really interesting.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


John

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Got a reight bag of shit for this now *wink*

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adrian

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Gt a pic mate n which rally? Think I'm going to do one for a stag doo :).


John

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Barnsley, South Flatcapshire

Behold!



It's Oli79's off here. He's coming on the rally and was planning on scrapping the Rover so thought we would give it one final swansong!

We are doing a rally to Venice by this lot:- http://www.motoscape-rally.co.uk/

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


Brett

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thought you was getting a volvo?

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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John

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Oli had a Rover. No point in blowing dosh on a bobar Volvo when we can use a bobar Rover fer nowt! lol

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Brett

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fair enough lol

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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Rob Gavin

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looks comfy


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

Lots of room on the parcel shelf for cushions....

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


John

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Flat caps!

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

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And grot mags!

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


oli79

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MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover

From Sheffield now live in York tha noz

Listen before you all start with the piss taking let me just run down spec sheet of this bad boy, 2, count them 1-2 electric windows, electric sunroof, central locking(broken), abs(intermittent), driver air bag, air con(really broken), luxury genuine velour seats only taken from countries when velours are allowed to roam free with no barbed wire fences, centre rear arm rest, a 2 litre engine developing a dizzying 129 bhp(once) and this particular fine example sports the turbo alloys(all ruined) and colour coded rear spoiler(fitted with wood screws and bathroom sealant)

So there!

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


Tom Fenton
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Is this fine ve-hicle coming to MITP to run the strip??


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


apbellamy

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire

Good plan. We could put down the strip for a baseline run, then do what ever we can between us to improve up on that with out spending any money.

EDIT: When we are done, donate it to the strip for use in those monster truck demos they do. seems like a fitting end...

Edited by apbellamy on 7th Jun, 2013.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


oli79

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I don't think we can risk blowing the old girl to bits on the strip before we go, its had a hard life-its been with me 6 years otherwise I would. Plus I ain't gonna be at mitp this year, unless john wants to buy it off me when were done? Shall we start the bidding at £200?

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


oli79

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From Sheffield now live in York tha noz

Ps loving Andy's new title.

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


John

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Barnsley, South Flatcapshire

It isn't hitting the strip. It's got a job to do first. No good me blowing it up! I've got a record for that.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


oli79

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Pps I actually thought Andy was going on this one, but only found after that your not, means I have to be johns carer for the week lol

Edited by oli79 on 7th Jun, 2013.

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

On 7th Jun, 2013 oli79 said:
Pps I actually thought Andy was going on this one, but only found after that your not, means I have to be johns carer for the week lol

Ha ha ha ha, you get to be puked on!

Paul didn't appreciate the 'branding' I put on a parcel that I sent him that he had to pick up from the post office...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


hazpalmer

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a fine steed!


oli79

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MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover

From Sheffield now live in York tha noz

Hahahahaha funny that i was going to do the same to you last week, but I showed restraint


On 7th Jun, 2013 apbellamy said:
On 7th Jun, 2013 oli79 said:
Pps I actually thought Andy was going on this one, but only found after that your not, means I have to be johns carer for the week lol

Ha ha ha ha, you get to be puked on!

Paul didn't appreciate the 'branding' I put on a parcel that I sent him that he had to pick up from the post office...

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


apbellamy

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King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner

Rotherham, South Yorkshire

Restraint? Isn't that what seatbelts are for?

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


oli79

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MS Paint flat cap champion & Morris Ital Lover

From Sheffield now live in York tha noz

Right fook it, your next parcel is going to be from big gay bobs 2 stroke anal wrecking dildo company


On 7th Jun, 2013 apbellamy said:
Restraint? Isn't that what seatbelts are for?

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!


Tom Fenton
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The neighbours over the road have never looked at me the same since Wolfie sent me a parcel to Dr T Fenton BAC, South Yorkshire Porn Association a few years ago.......


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


oli79

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Bahahahahaha!

On 18th Oct, 2013 apbellamy said:
I am feeling particularly BACish today.

On 5th Oct, 2014 Shauna said:
What that's crazy, you go commando hahaha! How heavy is your helmet *tongue*?

The Morris Ital assassin!

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