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battleroc

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28th Sep, 2012 at 10:01:40am

Thought I would post this convo me and my partner just had

Me and my partner are getting married next year and she is planning all the table plans and decorations.
So she comes up with the idea of place names to be on white swing cards attached to old keys. She ends up ordering them of eBay

So they arrive today and I hear her say Ohhh No there not as old as I wanted, i wanted more vintage keys

She said you can make them older. I said how the hell am I going to do that

She said course you can you own a mini there rusty and old you can do that to my keys!!

The bloody cheek of it (kinda made me laught tho)


John

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28th Sep, 2012 at 10:49:42am

spray em with a salt water solution?

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.

danb41

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28th Sep, 2012 at 11:15:55am

Haha harsh.......but true.

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28th Sep, 2012 at 11:54:49am

drop them in your sills for a few weeks that will do the trick.

apbellamy

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28th Sep, 2012 at 11:57:15am

On 28th Sep, 2012 John said:
spray her with a salty water like solution?

Twice a week *wink*

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*

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28th Sep, 2012 at 12:03:30pm

haha nice edit *happy*


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28th Sep, 2012 at 12:21:49pm

Twice a day more like no wonder you pensioners are so grumpy

On 10th Mar, 2012 theoneeyedlizard said:
Hypothetically speaking, where would you stick your nozzle?


On 22nd Jun, 2012 apbellamy said:
my wife doesn't know what.head is never mind compression ratio.

apbellamy

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28th Sep, 2012 at 12:30:43pm

I'm lucky if it's twice a year these days.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*

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28th Sep, 2012 at 05:56:57pm

Salt, pure lemon juice, vinger, bit of water

you now have unicorn piss.
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