stoopid yeah?
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have a go at this idiot



how stoopid is this thing?

imagine sitting in it

imagine taking it for a spin

no good at all ey?????????

injected 160hp now
290kgs
Mmmmmmm

getting it even lighter by the week

Oh sorry , havn`t you guys got one???

poor diddums

New extractors are finished now, new bonnet is made, new air-box is nearly done, new alloy tilt-trailer nearly finished, new kombi tow-bar already fitted so instead of this--->



i can tow a sooper-dooper lightweight trailer with the buggy on that & keep the Zombie ute for all the tools & jack & fuel & tyres & crap & then i have the roof-top camper, with the fridge & stove/oven in the back of the cab & the hot water gas shower & sink & such all set-up in storage under the rear seat.

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"""LazyGoodForNothingSmartArseKnowItAllBackYardMiniMechanic"""

Why is it floating lol?

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/

that`s what it does it`s really lightweight

Edited by MadMatt on 6th Jul, 2012.

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"""LazyGoodForNothingSmartArseKnowItAllBackYardMiniMechanic"""

Not light enough!!

guy hit over 100mph on rollerskates! weighting 123kg ;D

hee hee

yeah well, sorry but i just have-to add that if you`re any kind of front-wheel-drive-speed-freak like me then just have a go at imagining, or at least pretend you can "feel" this thing... some of you i know will know & respect what i say here,,, & i have a good idea the faster guys will,,, so imagine yourself,,,,,sitting in this thing,,,, already practised up in the thing ,,,with plenty of laps up your sleave on all sorts of tracks & circuits , dirt & bitumen (so far about 7 different tracks,,, bulk more to cum) & you just imagine you have a really good feel for the thing ok>? Pretending now are we ??? , nicely balanced hey???,,,insanely """confidence inspiring""" right??? -->(the back hasn`t slipped out of bed at all,,,not once,,, not one bit,,,, Never!!!... it`s just got this tiny inbuilt "slight-push" ,,, heee hee,,, it`s all accidental how damn good this thing really is you have to drive it to believe it hey???

& now i have another 30hp & i`m making it lighter by the minute.

just try to have even a little think about it even ok???

150mph, 12,000rpms, sequential doggy, super-dooper light, now add slicks & spun alloy rims (the ones i`ve been using for bitumen) not even 400kgs with you in it, then have a decent play with an areo package yeah?

Edited by MadMatt on 6th Jul, 2012.

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"""LazyGoodForNothingSmartArseKnowItAllBackYardMiniMechanic"""

sorry guys,,, it`s friday night & i`m really happy that i`m alive & i just really like my buggy

have a good weekend

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"""LazyGoodForNothingSmartArseKnowItAllBackYardMiniMechanic"""

Dude you need to stop smoking the weed that may help you out haha it is a cool little toy! turbo it? with Nitros?

Nice toy Matt..

Guess you've now recovered from your 'little' health incident..?

Dazed and Confused....

hee hee,,, yeah & yeah sorry i`m a dork some times (most of the time hey)
have a good weekend you pohmy gits

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"""LazyGoodForNothingSmartArseKnowItAllBackYardMiniMechanic"""

i`ve just put this pic up as my wallpaper on my computer



& i just can`t stop looking at it
I`m mental, it`s mental, it`s literally stiupidly-extreamly-fastly-nimble .

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"""LazyGoodForNothingSmartArseKnowItAllBackYardMiniMechanic"""

& yeah of course i`m going to turbo it

nearly all thoughts of the 4x4 turbo hayabusa mini are gone now

i`m just going to turbo the hayabusa in the back of my black mini sports sedan after this thing has settled in

rear drive ,,, mid-rear mount... grip & grunt all in one super-lightweight "fun-handling" Matt-black-mini-gasm

that`s next

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"""LazyGoodForNothingSmartArseKnowItAllBackYardMiniMechanic"""

Been on the sherries again Matt?

think i might need one of those mega B pills, or a berocca b4 i go to bedy bize

But,,, no matter how be-pizzled i am , ,, i stand by what i say here,,, this thing is seriously as close as you can get to controlable insanity ,,, you nee to really try to imagine it,,, go on!!! ,,, i dare you
as i used to say to my good mates Paul, Les & steve etc from M&Ms in Warrington--> """I shit you not """
Fark , that was a long time ago hey ?
nite nite possums

Edited by MadMatt on 6th Jul, 2012.

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"""LazyGoodForNothingSmartArseKnowItAllBackYardMiniMechanic"""

it`s a farkin weapon

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"""LazyGoodForNothingSmartArseKnowItAllBackYardMiniMechanic"""

ok,,, sorry guys & gals,,, it`s just that i`m feeling really good atm

i surfed nearly all day today at Byron bay, i`m feeling really fit & healthy (compared to feeling dead from massive heart attacks only 7 months ago,,, & i`m really pulling all punches with diet & health & excercise & such,,, ive just had a few beverages ok>>>??? you guys probably have em nearly every nite yeahg??? i don`t know , i barely have them at all after my few-times of dead-ness

so ,,, i`m havin my time tonight ok?



ok

i`m off to bed

xo

It`s way past my bedtime & you`re all keeping up late

& you`re going to blame me for being a bit pissed & it`ll probably confuse me enough to convince me that it really is my fault "becaue" im` a bit pizzled,,, hence making me feel terrible for that,,, hence making me guilty enough to stop drinking all together,,, so it`s a "good" thing i`ve had a few tonight for "that" reason alone yeah? right? ok? Yeah?



Maybe?

No?

yeah?

Edited by MadMatt on 6th Jul, 2012.

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"""LazyGoodForNothingSmartArseKnowItAllBackYardMiniMechanic"""

nuts

"Cars are a lifetime of pain"

don`t you like my buggy?

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"""LazyGoodForNothingSmartArseKnowItAllBackYardMiniMechanic"""

I want was hes smokin!

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Agreed

in answer to your question, yes it looks amazing, and a lot of fun!

"Cars are a lifetime of pain"

Lol, ace buggy. And I look forward to your comments when you re-read this in the morning

Matt is a legend hahA.. Good bloke!

Dont knock it too much cos he sounds as if he is enjoying whatever he is doing,whether he is high or not.

oops, sorry guys, i was a fair bit drunkahol-d last night

havn`t been like that for a long while

& yeah it`s because my buggy is nearly running again & i was all amp-d up , seems i have made a dick of myself yet again

i`ll go sit on the naughty stair (again)

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"""LazyGoodForNothingSmartArseKnowItAllBackYardMiniMechanic"""

Ho come on, you know you're right : it is scary fast.

You kindda made a fool out of you stating it under alcoolised passion, but there is nothing to be ashamed of ...

Keep up the passion !

Rusty by nature

Hey thanks Advantage, the passion remains, that`s what makes it all happen in the first place & yeah i doubt i`ll ever loose that passion, Cheers mate

pipes nearly finished now,,, neat-n-tidy little radiator bracket done now too

maybe a turbo one day soon, i`ll see how silly this thing is with the new injected motor first, then look at a turbo later
probly won`t need a turbo but does my Kombi "need" the 4litre 32v quad-cam injected alloy V8 in it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaKsdgtK0Co

Edited by MadMatt on 14th Jul, 2012.

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"""LazyGoodForNothingSmartArseKnowItAllBackYardMiniMechanic"""