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jamestar

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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/869158-robber...ian-hairdresser

what a punishment haha! *surprised**happy*


wez

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My lady told me about this earlier, like she said if it was the other way around it would be a different story.

one day boost will be mine!

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Rick.SPI

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Sign me up, ill have to find this shop she look pretty fit, she fed him too :) what more could a robber want.

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Brett

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yeaaaaah but its ok she bought him jeans *happy*

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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Rob H

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Reminds me of Pulp Fiction, when Zed gets here we're going to have a party.

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Mini_the_minx

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He went to hospital for treatment for his 'tired and swollen testicals' *hehe!*

I can't believe she paid him afterwards too!

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


John

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He must have done a good job!

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Mini_the_minx

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Clearly. I wish someone would come and try to rob my house *happy*

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


Fortecphil

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Ok, but sod the payment and jeans.
I'll take the supercharger, Megajolt and edis kit instead. pm me your address *happy*
Fingers crossed you have noting planned this weekend.

Edited by Fortecphil on 15th Jul, 2011.


John

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On 15th Jul, 2011 Fortecphil said:
Ok, but sod the payment and jeans.
I'll take the supercharger, Megajolt and edis kit instead. pm me your address *happy*

*Rofl!*

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


mcalvert39

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She didnt even cut his hair!


Johnny

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awesome, what a fucking idiot. went to the police cause she raped him? which in turn gets him fucked by the police too haha what a fuckwit


wolfie

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I was not thinking about robbing a hair salon in Russia but i am now!

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Pottsy

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There are worse ways for a robbery to go wrong I suppose. You just know it'd be some 50+ year old dearie if you tried this in the the UK *Sick*


BENROSS

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Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

could someone get me in there without the beating .....LMAO






george91

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Haha, brilliant. Bit of a twat for going to the coppers though, he could have gotten away with it, now there both going down.


madmk1

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*hehe!* I am in the wrong line of work, me thinks

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Rob H

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On 15th Jul, 2011 Mini_the_minx said:
Clearly. I wish someone would come and try to rob my house *happy*


Post up your address and we'll seen Nic round.

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