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longy

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XvGE3as8xE...embedded#at=365

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC4Rpl0_dW8...player_embedded

5mins in that guy must have the smallest dick in the world !!!

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CR#

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Bunch of tools

Edited by CR# on 23rd Jun, 2011.


Vegard

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I pick holes in everything..

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Norway

I love it. Shoot all the Hitler-wagons.

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.



theoneeyedlizard

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Essex

I bet hitler could get more shots on target than that!

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fastcarl

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leeds/wakefield.

some big guns there , and some very small penes [plural of penis for you ned fuckers]]

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Joe C

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fucking hell, some of those shot's were almost in danger or being on target.....

I reckon Blind Pew could do better!

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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madmk1

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WTF is that all about.

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


longy

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Some rich hill billy owned the Porsche and the engine dropped its gutts so rather then pay the £20k to repair it he donated it to this charity. The charity if you can call it that are trying to reduce restricting on gun laws in one of the states

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MikeRace

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Who the hell was firing? Stevie wonder?

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


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wintersurferuk

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that right, reduce restricting on gun laws is whats needed there, everyone needs an anti aircraft.

that car must have been 30m away, very hard to hit!!


almichie

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What a waste, fucking hill billies....

On 7th Nov, 2011 apbellamy said:
Shaft seems nice and snug


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
no no no no, you need more boost! you can never ever come on here and say I have enough boost, that's just silly.


On 29th Mar, 2010 Star Mag said:
these give no problems with good head


minimole23

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I think It would be quite cool to have stripped it down to a shell, shoot the crap out of it then bolt everything back on and drive it about like that.

On 7th Oct, 2010 5haneJ said:
yeah I gave it all a good prodding


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Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

got to get me one of those for the magpies






george91

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Pricks, what a waste. they need to learn how to aim properly, or better just stop.


wolfie

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Or better just use it on themselves

On 24th Jun, 2011 george91 said:
Pricks, what a waste. they need to learn how to aim properly, or better just stop.

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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bennyy

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On 24th Jun, 2011 BENROSS said:
got to get me one of those for the magpies


you and them bloody magpies steve *wink*

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On 15th Mar, 2012 wil_h said:

Yes, Carl says he gets requests for rimming all the time

On 30th Apr, 2012 Brett said:
yeah stick the bit in and give it a wobble *wink*


madonminis

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and we wonder why the yanks invented the A-bomb... because they can't miss with one of those.. useless gits

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Rick.SPI

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What a waste, of a car and of bullets, i think more hit the turf than the car, must have been David blunkett Firing the gun.

On 17th Feb, 2011 apbellamy said:
I popped my first one out the other day...


MikeRace

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They would have done more damage throwing the bullets !

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Turbo Minis :D

firing blanks eh

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