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paul wiginton
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In a square room there is a cat in each corner,
In front of each cat is three cats,
Sitting on the tail of each cat is a cat.

How many cats?

I seriously doubt it!


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Four (each sitting on its own tail like my one often does).

Because the only other answer would be an infinite number, 3^n where n itself is infinite.

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???


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Four

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


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paul wiginton
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4 is the answer, we all thought it was 32

I seriously doubt it!


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Paul

you got nother better to do than that Monday night pub quiz?!


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A room is generaly a cube so has more than 4 corners?

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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smart git - didn't get that far into it!


On 24th Nov, 2010 apbellamy said:
A room is generaly a cube so has more than 4 corners?


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Yes but if we are working on the general rule of gravity then there could only be 4 corners they could sit *tongue*

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


paul wiginton
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......And the question stated square room, not cube room *wink*

I seriously doubt it!


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On 25th Nov, 2010 paul wiginton said:
......And the question stated square room, not cube room *wink*

In that case there are no cats in the room as the room is flat and the poor old pussies can't fit in.

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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On 25th Nov, 2010 apbellamy said:
On 25th Nov, 2010 paul wiginton said:
......And the question stated square room, not cube room *wink*

In that case there are no cats in the room as the room is flat and the poor old pussies can't fit in.


A chess board is square yet the pieces all fit on it and move within the defined (square) outline without any problems.........

Of course there is a three dimensional version of chess as well but we'd best not go there :)

Schrödinger's cat - so which one am I ???


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Absolutely, but Paul states 'in a square room' not on a square room. If it's flat, they can't get in it *wink*

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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I find cats one dimentional, so should fit nicely.

On 25th Nov, 2010 apbellamy said:
On 25th Nov, 2010 paul wiginton said:
......And the question stated square room, not cube room *wink*

In that case there are no cats in the room as the room is flat and the poor old pussies can't fit in.

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


paul wiginton
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Lol Wil

Who says the room has a roof.........?

Edited by paul wiginton on 25th Nov, 2010.

I seriously doubt it!


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It can't have a roof it's only in 2D...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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cats suck. dogs are better


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this was on radio 1....i find myself ashamed for listening to it for the quiz that it appeared in...chris moyles is a cock.

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Don't say that to my cat, he'll rip your face off.


On 25th Nov, 2010 mcalvert39 said:
cats suck. dogs are better

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph

www.twin-turbo.co.uk

On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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Reminds me of this story :

2 guys from Corsica (supposedly lazy) in a room with a broken lamp.
So one got on the shoulders of his buddy with the lamp.
Then nothing happened for a while.
The guy underneath moans :
"- so, what are you waiting for ?"
"- Té, I'm waiting for you to turn around !"

Rusty by nature

On 23rd Jun, 2008 paul wiginton said:

They said "That sounds rough mate." I said "Cheers it cost me a fortune to make it sound like that!"


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4 *wink*

chris moyles is a legend

On 17th Feb, 2011 apbellamy said:
I popped my first one out the other day...

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