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Jimster
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5th Nov, 2010 at 02:15:46pm

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:
I think the welsh one has it right!


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5th Nov, 2010 at 02:32:28pm

Mint,lol

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5th Nov, 2010 at 05:16:10pm

I ordered 400 bottles of tip-ex today.

That was a big misake.

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the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

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I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


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5th Nov, 2010 at 05:18:27pm




On 5th Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I ordered 400 bottles of tip-ex today.

That was a big misake.


Sorry Jim but this slaughters your joke *happy*

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5th Nov, 2010 at 08:56:19pm

I like it!

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I have a bit of a fetish for tools

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5th Nov, 2010 at 09:28:51pm

Hahaha!

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5th Nov, 2010 at 11:18:27pm

*happy**happy**happy**happy**happy*

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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