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http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2010/07...r-language.html

*laughing*


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who'd be so stupid to try and carry a car in the back of a luton van??

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

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wintersurferuk

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he realy does give out to the girl driving it!


Mini_the_minx

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*hehe!*

Some women shouldn't be allowed to sit in the drivers seat!!

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


apbellamy

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire

Some?

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


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I wish I had a video of my mate loading a car with only the back wheels on. Drive forwards fast with the front on the trailer, then slam the brakes on. Halarious, but it worked!

On 7th Oct, 2010 5haneJ said:
yeah I gave it all a good prodding


Mini_the_minx

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Ok, quite alot *tongue*

I wouldn't let a bird drive my car up a set of ramps, or even drive my car come to think of it *hehe!*

On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary.

On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:

please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com


Brett

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ha :)

Yes i moved to the darkside *happy*

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*happy*

Rusty by nature

On 23rd Jun, 2008 paul wiginton said:

They said "That sounds rough mate." I said "Cheers it cost me a fortune to make it sound like that!"


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poor bloke, haha

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I asked lisa once to help me unload my car, halfway down the ramps she turned the wheel and the car fell off and damaged to paint on the floor, no point in blowing a gasket she was there to help and if you ask for help you have to accept there mistakes and not act like a c*nt

Edited by wolfie on 29th Sep, 2010.

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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