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Outside England's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were for cars ( £1. 40), for buses (£ 8.50) .

Then one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the zoo management called the city council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the zoo's own responsibility. The zoo advised the council that the attendant was a city employee. The city council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the city payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about 560 per day -- for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds ....... and no one even knows his name.

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[quote=fab,8th Oct, 2010]fuck off

Clever!

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that true?

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nope

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fucking awesome! lol

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That sound like the Mersey tunnel scam from 18 years ago,

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When working at a large chemical company that now doesn't exist. The HR department found someone on a list that none of the manager said worked for them. It turned out he had been lost in a re-structure and turned up every day sat in his own office and never had any work to do. This had gone on for years.....

He got rumbled because we had to roll out some new IT, and the HR dept had to provide a full list of employees to transfer over to the new outsource contract.

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There was a bloke who lived in a meeting room at our place for a while. Was made redundant, wife left him, lost his house and moved into a bank office. must have been bad

a manager at my work was messing with a young lass there she got pregnant, his wife found out kicked him out he moved into the store rumour has it he lived in store for nearly 2 month untill her parents took him in, he is older than her dad this story goes on and on, even the soaps couldnt write these stories

there is a saying at work

m'sons the story, you could even write it,

although it would make an awesome movie

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Similar to the above - I worked for a major bank and the story is that a manager who was useless but they couldnt sack him was sent to Head Office. He had no office, no work and just walked around all the departments with a file in his hand, drinking coffee and eating in the office canteen until he retired 3 years later

How do you even get one of these jobs? Sounds like the perfect career to me.

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its only one of those silly emails that gets sent about but it made me laugh so thought i'd share

Speeding is like masturbating, everyone does it, but not all of us film it and put it on the internet

[quote=fab,8th Oct, 2010]fuck off