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fastcarl

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11th Aug, 2010 at 10:32:35pm

A woman was in a coma.
She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizablemovement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.'
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses ran back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure......maybe she choked."


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11th Aug, 2010 at 11:13:44pm

Hahaha brilliant! *hehe!*

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11th Aug, 2010 at 11:42:29pm

*Rofl!*


Rob Gavin

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12th Aug, 2010 at 03:00:30pm

the old ones are always the best!!

apbellamy

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire

12th Aug, 2010 at 05:06:53pm

Carl isn't that old...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*

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12th Aug, 2010 at 06:41:09pm

roflmao!

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I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


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fastcarl

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13th Aug, 2010 at 03:25:37pm




On 12th Aug, 2010 apbellamy said:
Carl isn't that old...


but i am the best, just ask your wife,lol

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Mongo

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13th Aug, 2010 at 04:23:26pm

On 13th Aug, 2010 fastcarl said:
On 12th Aug, 2010 apbellamy said:
Carl isn't that old...
but i am the best, just ask your wife,lol
*Rofl!*

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apbellamy

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13th Aug, 2010 at 04:27:16pm

On 13th Aug, 2010 fastcarl said:
On 12th Aug, 2010 apbellamy said:
Carl isn't that old...

but i am the best, just ask your wife,lol

She said some Rodney had been round...

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*

Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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13th Aug, 2010 at 04:27:29pm

from the title I was expecting something like this.... *Confused*

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At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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