michael caine
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Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big
showbiz party in his swanky new house. Everyone who's anyone is
there - top stars from the worlds of movies and music, fashion
and art. There's a feed of pints, the best wines that money can
buy, oysters,champagne, Lennon and McCartney are helping
themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on
the couch singing "Light My Fire", and over in the corner, George
Peppard's getting very pally with Sophia Loren.

All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored
out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled
up with a good book.

"Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine, "party's just got started.
How's about I get one of 'the ladies' to take you into the spare
bedroom for a bit of 'how's yer father?'"
"Fair play," nods Jim [well that's not his exact words, but you
get the gist] "as long as she does the rest of the band, too."
"Not a problem, Jim," smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly
bird in close and whispers some instructions in her ear.

Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when
in walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles.

"Alright, luv?" he drones, "don't suppose you fancy extending
that service to me, do you?"

The young woman thinks about this for a second, then says "What
the hell!" and proceeds to unzip Ringo's fly and get to work.

Ringo's having a grand time, until, mere moments before the end,
the door flies open and Michael Caine bursts in. He grabs the
young girl by the back of the hair and slaps her hard across the
face! "Wh-what was that for?" she whimpers.




"I told you," Caine snarls..... "You were only supposed to blow
the bloody Doors off!"

ha, good one lol

"Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"

"did you know you can toast potato waffles?"

lol, terrible, but funny

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