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MikeRace

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Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes!

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


James_H

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"chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird!"

loves it!


MikeRace

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Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes!

Chuck norris has 2 speeds, ..........walk and kill

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


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When Chuck Norris falls in water he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris...........Brilliant

I seriously doubt it!


MikeRace

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Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes!

lol Chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


best_stig

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Chuck norris died 3 years ago. Death hasnt got the courage to tell him though.

And something to try at home, type "where is chuck norris" into google and press im feeling lucky

In boost we trust


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just ordered a custom chuckie hoodie*wink*

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Ben H

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On 20th Dec, 2009 best_stig said:
Chuck norris died 3 years ago. Death hasnt got the courage to tell him though.

And something to try at home, type "where is chuck norris" into google and press im feeling lucky


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gr4h4m

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Very Funny.


On 20th Dec, 2009 Ben H said:



On 20th Dec, 2009 best_stig said:
Chuck norris died 3 years ago. Death hasnt got the courage to tell him though.

And something to try at home, type "where is chuck norris" into google and press im feeling lucky


Genius

I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
VEMS + 12 PSI + Liquid Intercooler = Small Bore FUN!


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Very Funny.


On 20th Dec, 2009 Ben H said:



On 20th Dec, 2009 best_stig said:
Chuck norris died 3 years ago. Death hasnt got the courage to tell him though.

And something to try at home, type "where is chuck norris" into google and press im feeling lucky


Genius

I run a supercharger and I don't care the TB is on the wrong side.
VEMS + 12 PSI + Liquid Intercooler = Small Bore FUN!


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someone at google has a sense of humour :)


MrOz

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On 20th Dec, 2009 best_stig said:
And something to try at home, type "where is chuck norris" into google and press im feeling lucky


That's top notch.

You can also try

"famous french military victories" and hit the feeling luck button - not as good as the Chuck Norris one, but still.

"se ne estas rompita, ne ripar ĝi - supercharge ĝi."


Vegard

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On 20th Dec, 2009 MrOz said:



On 20th Dec, 2009 best_stig said:
And something to try at home, type "where is chuck norris" into google and press im feeling lucky


That's top notch.

You can also try

"famous french military victories" and hit the feeling luck button - not as good as the Chuck Norris one, but still.



Excellent :)

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.



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hahaha that french one really tickled me hahahah

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