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Metro Mandy

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16th Dec, 2009 at 01:44:38pm

A woman went to the doctors and said, “Doctor, I can’t seem to get a man. I’ve tried all the dating agencies. I haven’t had sex in five years! What on earth is wrong with me?”

The doctor said ,”Don’t worry I’ll refer you to our Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. He should be able to help you.”

The following week, she went to see Doctor Chang.

Dr Chang said, “ Prease take off aw of your crose…”

So the woman stripped off.

Then he instructed “ Now get down on aw fours and craw velly crickly to odder side of room….”

The woman did as she was told.

Then he said, “Now turn around and craw velly crickly back to me. “

“Ahhh!,” said the doctor, shaking his head slowly “I now know what your probrem is. You have da worse case of Ed Zachary disease I have edder seen!”

“Oh my God!” shrieked the woman, “ Ed Zachary Disease! What on earth is that?”

Doctor Chang replied, “ It is wen your face rooks Ed Zachary rike your arssse….”

Edited by Metro Mandy on 16th Dec, 2009.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow........

longy

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16th Dec, 2009 at 01:57:58pm

i dont know whats funnier the joke or the accent ive just pulled trying to tell the joke lol

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16th Dec, 2009 at 02:02:21pm

haha

You'll fit in well here.

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the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

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16th Dec, 2009 at 02:04:15pm

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Metro Mandy

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16th Dec, 2009 at 02:17:31pm




On 16th Dec, 2009 longy said:
i dont know whats funnier the joke or the accent ive just pulled trying to tell the joke lol


Thats not an accent. Thats just my bad spelling lol.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow........

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16th Dec, 2009 at 04:09:18pm

Very Good Mandy!

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On 21st Jan, 2011 fastcarl said:

therefore acheiving two things , a sore knob and a beer bellyl

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16th Dec, 2009 at 09:42:08pm

Ha, vely funny.

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