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CAR MECHANIC WANTED


A gay chap, looking for lawful employment, notices a sign outside a garage
'MECHANIC WANTED'
He minces into the office and says to the governor, "I'm the mechanic you're looking for!"
The governor, an homophobic from way back, takes one look at him and seriously doubts his suitability.
"This isn't an hairdresser's, Doris. You'll get your nails dirty here."
"One! My name isn't Doris, it's Lional. Two! I've yet to meet my match around a combustion engine's big end, or cam-shaft. Why I can even tell the make and model of a car by the feel of its ignition key introduced into my arse!" He says defiantly.
This, the governor's got to see.
"Okay, drop your pants and bend," he says.
Lionel duly obliges and the governor selects a key from a panel behind his desk. Gingerly, he inserts it in Lional's nether-region.
"Easy," says Lionel, "Ford Mondeo."
Sure enough, the key was for a Ford Mondeo, but still the governor isn't convinced.
"You saw me take it from the panel," he said.
"I did not!" says Lionel indignantly.
"Okay, put your hands over your eyes, we'll try again."
Lionel does as he is told and the governor takes another key from the panel.
"Vauxhall Victor!" screams Lionel triumphantly.
Sure enough, the key was for a Vauxhall Victor. Looks like the governor is going to have to hire him or face the law courts for discriminating. But all is not lost, he devises a opt-out.
"One more," he says, "get it right and the job's your's." Instead of an ignition key, the governor palms a spark-plug and works that into Lionel's rear end.
"Oooooh," croons Lionel, "you've stumped me there, but that's Champion."

no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.

hahahaha corker!

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