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John

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Just had the below 419 scam email. Anyone care to help me lead them on?

Dearest beloved One,

My name is Jennifa Williams, 18years old girl, And the only survival of my late parents Mr.and Mrs Williams Johnson. My father was a highly reputable busnness magnet-(a cocoa merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days. Realy It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on 12th.November 2005.

Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected by one of his brother who accompanied him on that Trip, But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 8 years old, and since then my father took me soo special. Before the death of my Father on November 12th 2005 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told her that he has the sum of Seven Milion Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars.(USD$7.5.000 000) left in a Fix deposit account in one of the leading Bank here in Abidjan,

And he also made the secretary to understand that it was because of this wealth that makes his Brothers to be against him, He also advice the secretary that i should seek for a foreign partner abroad, who will help me transfer the Money to his or her account, and also to travel along with him or her because my life is in danger as soon as his Brothers find out about that money in the Bank,

My dear beloved, i am just 18 years old and a Secondary School Level and really don't know what to do. This is because i have suffered a lot of set backs, as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. Coupled that i have been chased out of my Fathers House, all because i dont want to tell his Brothers any thing about my Fathers Wealth which they have plan to take over from me all because i am still a small girl,

My dearest one, I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded, I want you to assist me transfer that money into your Bank account in your Country, And as soon as you received it, You will now make an arrangement for me to come over to your Country in other to continue my Education and also to invest that money into Bussines relationship with you,

I will be waiting for your urgent reply immediately you read this message, and Please if you find this mail offensive, please ignor it and accept my appology, Thanks once again and may God almighty bless you and your Family, kindly get back to me as soon as possible so that i will send to you all the documents which was sign by my late Father on the day he made this deposit, including the contact of the Bank, so that you can contact them on how the money will be transfer into your Account,

Thanks till i hear from you,

Yours Beloved
Jennifa Williams.

Edited by John on 30th Mar, 2009.

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Carl S
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419 scam *wink*

It usually takes a fair amount of effort to keep them stringing along for a fair while, but it's always good fun!


John

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Cheers SoapSud

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Mini_Andy

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pics, get her to send you pics :)


apbellamy

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lol

"since then my father took me"

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


John

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We will see how it goes!

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James_H

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na not a scam. its geniune. im sure of it!

7.5mill how can you go wrong?!


John

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Do you want her email addy then James. I will let you keep half of the earnings. lol

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uhhmmm....picture first i think.

7.5mill is good but i dont want some tramp bird coming over! *tongue*


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My account no is 8008135 if you need it


John

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Hehehe! I like your account number Nic!

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On 30th Mar, 2009 419er said:

Dearest beloved,

How are you today and other members of your Family, I hope all is well with you all by the special grace of almighty God, I am very much happy after reading your email because i was wondering If you did receive it, Meanwhile Thank you very much for your response and also your promise towards helping me out of this present condition, I also pray that God will bless you and also direct you the possible best way to bring me out of this bad condition,

Dear Beloved, After the dearth of my beloved Father Life has became very dificult to me, Presently i realy dont know what to do but believing that God almighty who directed me to you will not let me down, As i am writing this message to you i am no longer staying in the Family House because of my Uncles, They have chased me out of my Father's House only because i did not tell them anything about my Father's wealth, Which they have plan to take over from me all because i am still a small girl, But glory be to God that i did not tell them anything about the money which my Father deposited in the Bank,

Dearest Beloved, This is the reason why i have come in contact with you, So that you can help me transfer that money into your Account in your Country, As soon as you received it Then you will now make an arrangement for me on how i can come over to your Country In other to continue my Education and also to go into Business relationship with you, Only what i want from you now is to promise me that you will not betray my trust in you, As soon as i hear from you that you will not dissapoint me in this issue, Then i will give you the contact of the Bank where my Father deposited that Money So that you can contact them immediately on how possible best to get the Money transfer into your Account,

Meanwile I will stop here for now and will be looking forward to hear from you, Thanks for now and may God almighty be with you and also bless you for your understanding to my present situetion, May God bless and also be with you Amen,

Yours Beloved
Jennifa Williams.


Well they don't waste much time do they?

Yesterday I sent:-

Hi Jennifa,

How are you doing? It must have been hard losing your parents. How have you managed alone?

Any chance of a picture? I'm rubbing my meat flute in anticipation.

Best Regards,
Ivor Barnett

Quite disappointed I didnt get a response about the picture.

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reply with this:

Hey Jenny from the block,

Sorry to hear about your uncles, i understand they want your money, so do i. i am a lonely person who needs some new bit, will you become my new bit?

I will treat you like dirt, tand take you like your farther used too.

I will pay for your flight over and forward you my bank details so you can transfer the monies soon.

I hope this isn't a scam, could you send me a picture so i know you are real.

i cant wait to meet you, you can be the mother my 67 goldfish have been looking for.

Let Jesus bless you

Love always
Ivor Barnett

Edited by Mini_Andy on 31st Mar, 2009.


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LMAO

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


John

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Cheers Mini_Andy its on its way!

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Mini_Andy

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i played along with one of these scams years ago, managed to get a topless pic!! (as a youngster this was material for months!!)

I also used an old savings account for the transfer (As it was a savings account it couldn't be spent in any way shape or form, apart from going into the bank and taking the money out as i was under 16 at the time).

the 2 million pounds went in, cleared, the withdrew about 4 days later!! in those 4 days i got absolutly hammer by the person on the other end saying i had to by her this and that for her journey (i ignored the emails).

Once the money was back out of my account they stopped emailing me :(

It was a joint effort by me and my mate, and took about a month from start to finish!


John

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I may back out before the bank account bit. Or give a fake number.

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i also go grounded from using the internet for a month. Halifax sent a rather long letter to my mum (co-signer on the account) asking about the large transfer, D'oh


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They would only be grumbling because it got taken out again!

On 31st Mar, 2009 Mini_Andy said:
i also go grounded from using the internet for a month. Halifax sent a rather long letter to my mum (co-signer on the account) asking about the large transfer, D'oh

On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

*hehe!*


Mini_Andy

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more the fact that the acount usually only had money put in on my birthday and was taken out again sharpish (unusual transaction i guess?)

anyway where the pics man???


John

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I've only just sent the email! They arent that quick.

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John

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Fuck me!

Speak of the Devil and email will appear!!


On 31st Mar, 2009 Jennifa said:
Dearest Beloved Ivor Barnett,

I am glad reading an email from you and also your continues willingness towards helping me out of this present condition, I also want to appologise for my late in responding to your email, Actualy i was not feeling fine after my last message to you, But i thank God that today all is well with me, Really i dont know what to say But i believe that the God almighty who made you available for me Will not let me down, I also believe that you will not disapoint me because through what i read from you, Infact i am very much confided in you and also pray that God will bless you and also direct you the possible best way to bring me out of this predicament,

Meanwhile i want to inform you that i have contacted with the Bank on how the Money will be transfer into your Account as my new apopointed beneficiary, Really i am very hapy this morning because the Bank has also assured me that they will do there possible best as per my instruction, So dear I want you to contact the Bank after reading this message because they are waiting to hear from you and also plan with you the best way to get the Money transfer into your Account, Please contact the Bank right now because they are waiting to hear from you as soon as possible, Please tell the Bank that you are contacting them on behalf of Miss Jennifa Williams, That they should advice you the possible best way to get the Money transfer into your Account according to my discussion with them on your bahelf,

Meanwhile bellow is the contact information of the Bank, Please dear Barnett contact the Bank immediately after reading this message because they are presently waiting to hear from you before they will start the transfer process, I will also stop here and will be looking forward to hear from you immediately you get in touch with the Bank so that i will know your movement with them, I also want to inform you that If it is the will of God that we should be one, Then who are my to refuse, I have also attached my Picture and will like to see yours, Thanks for now and may God direct you Amen,

Here is the contact of the Bank.


(COBACI INTERNATION BANK COTE D'IVOIRE)
Imm. Alpha 2000, rue Gourgas, Plateau 01 BP 522 -
Abidjan 01. SWIFT: CBAT CIAB CI
TELEX: 22 325 COBACI
PHONE: +225 02 43 93 85.
EMAIL: trust.ccare@financier.com
trust.cic@financier.com
CONTACT PERSON: MR. STEVE JOHNSON.

Please respond back to me immediately you get in touch with the Bank so that i will know the movement of everything, Thanks for now and may God bless you Amen,

Yours Beloved
Jennifa Williams.


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Mini_Andy

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this has to be your pic: http://www.jonsouth.com/nerd.jpg

tell her that her pic looks very professional and that you would like another one with her stood next to a car.

also keep her going with the bank, tell her that you will ring them when you get home tonight


John

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Next!

Hey Jennifa,

Thanks for the picture. Looks very professional. Do you have anymore? Personally I'm a bit of a mechaphile, and love to make sweet music with my mothers Hyundai. Is there any chance of a picture of you stood with a nice car?

I have attached a picture of myself holding my favourite Kathie Lee Gifford CD. I think she is amazing! Do you like Kathie?? Perhaps we could go see her in concert when you get here.

I'll give Steve at the bank a call when I get home from work. My boss is a bit of a slave driver and doesn't let me make personal calls during the day.

You mention God quite a lot. What is your religion? I am currently looking for a spiritual path to follow and so far I have only been firing blanks depite my best efforts. Can you help?

Everlasting Love & Regards,
Ivor

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