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sturgeo

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27th Mar, 2009 at 01:06:40pm

Drink-Driving..

Only an Aussie could pull this one off!....maybe?


From the state where drink-driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern.

Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry
night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then
switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few centimetres, reversed a little and then
remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles
left.

At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.

The police officer said 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police
Station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken.'

'I doubt it,' said the man, 'tonight I'm the designated decoy'.

Kean

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27th Mar, 2009 at 01:23:06pm

Excellent

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Mongo

Barnsley, South Flatcapshire

27th Mar, 2009 at 01:29:29pm

It would be quite amusing to do this and ask why the copper didnt stop you driving in the first place?

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apbellamy

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Rotherham, South Yorkshire

27th Mar, 2009 at 01:34:16pm

LMAO

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LONDONSHIRE

27th Mar, 2009 at 01:45:36pm

oldie......but a goody....lol

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phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)

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28th Mar, 2009 at 08:57:28am

funny,but very very old , first told by Jim Davidson, way back in the early 80's

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