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paul wiginton
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It was such a nice day I decided to tinker out the front with my other MK1.
A few hours in and the woman who lives opposite decided to dick around in her husbands car while he was out.
She was crunching gears and stalling lots, presumably she has no licence.
The daft cow went and crashed it into her next door neighbours car.
I have no pictures but it was the funniest thing Ive seen in ages as her 3 kids and their friends were watching too

Paul

I seriously doubt it!


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what a pleb lol. he embarrisment must have been overwhelming lol.

On 15th Jul, 2009 fastcarl said:
the pissed up clown stood back up, did a twirl and left bollock naked,


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Classic, I'd like to know how she explained that one to her husband!

On 7th Oct, 2010 5haneJ said:
yeah I gave it all a good prodding


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*happy*

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i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it

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I think you should follow up on this story!

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paul wiginton
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Ill try to get pics of the damage tomorrow

I seriously doubt it!


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On 15th Mar, 2009 paul wiginton said:
Ill try to get pics of the damage tomorrow


it won't seen so funny tomorrow when she claims you pulled out on her causing her to swerve to avoid a colision , thus hitting another car, she'll have a coachload of "independant witneesses" t who just happened to be passing on a nature trail when your outragously thoughtless driving nearly killed her and her family,lol

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I reckon she will claim to have seen 70's superstar David Essex on the other side of the road, and this will have put her off, causing her to impact upon another vehicle??


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On 16th Mar, 2009 Tom Fenton said:
I reckon she will claim to have seen 70's superstar David Essex on the other side of the road...


*happy*

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paul wiginton
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Actually Ive had my hair cut and look more like Sid Vicous now

Paul

I seriously doubt it!


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On 16th Mar, 2009 paul wiginton said:
Actually Ive had my hair cut and look more like Sid Vicous now

Paul


you meen you look like youve been dead for 35 years,

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paul wiginton
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Yes lol

I seriously doubt it!

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