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Paul S

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What is Carl really saying to Tom?



*happy*

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John

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"That Millers CVL in there is better than viagra! I drink some in a morning just before the wife wakes up, it gives me a whopping great hard on!"

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of.


Jay#2

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"I wonder if Stewart Meads will ever find out who put this sugar in his fuel tank?"

Edited by Jay#2 on 12th Mar, 2009.

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PaulH

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Dont be daft carl does not need Viagra. His cock is made from Ti the orignal was 2/3 heaver he just screws it on when ever its need *tongue*




On 12th Mar, 2009 minimadmotorman said:
"That Millers CVL in there is b
etter than viagra! I drink some in a morning just before the wife wakes up, it gives me a
whopping great hard on!"

On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:

I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers.

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PaulH

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FFS

Edited by PaulH on 12th Mar, 2009.

On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:

I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers.

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PaulH

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Dammm dam dammmmm

On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:

I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers.

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Mini_Andy

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so i find that 2.5 parts fuel and 1 part oil works best


Paul S

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"Lose three stone by June, else I'll the drive to Woods."

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


PaulH

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"Your not puting petrol in there this runs on small Babys you numpty"

On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:

I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers.

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Tom Fenton
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"Fooking hurry up and fill that up, its bastard freezing here!"


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


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On 12th Mar, 2009 Tom Fenton said:
"Fooking hurry up and fill that up, its bastard freezing here!"



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Which Mag is it?

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Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.



theoneeyedlizard

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Carl (Otherwise known as Westwood) - "The guys from West coast customs have have hooked you up with a smoothie maker in the boot man!"

Tom - "That's seriously pimped out dude" (Adds beer from secret Jerry can stash)

In the 13's at last!.. Just


John

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Mongo

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LOL @ Westwood!

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Paul S

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On 12th Mar, 2009 Vegard said:
Which Mag is it?


Latest Mini Magazine with The Don on the front cover.

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


fastcarl

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R E S P E C T !!!,man

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"Get that fuel in there and beat that welsh twat with a scrapheap challenge engine"

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On 15th May, 2009 TurboDave said:

I think the welsh one has it right!


1st to provide running proof
of turbo twinkie in a car and first to
run a 1/4 in one!!

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On 12th Mar, 2009 theoneeyedlizard said:
Carl (Otherwise known as Westwood) - "The guys from West coast customs have have hooked you up with a smoothie maker in the boot man!"

Tom - "That's seriously pimped out dude" (Adds beer from secret Jerry can stash)


Edited by Mini_Andy on 12th Mar, 2009.


Paul S

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Ha Ha - Westwood????

Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
Stephen Hawking - "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."


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Ah bastard, they got a rusty bit in there
http://www.jaservices.co.uk/photos/Westwood.jpg


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


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On 12th Mar, 2009 Paul S said:
What is Carl really saying to Tom?



*happy*



Call me rodney again lad and Ill stuff YOU down that fookin funnel!

I seriously doubt it!


Jay#2

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Carl: "where are your eyes Tom, did you put them in there?"
Tom: "no Carl, you just can't see them past my hat"

On 7th Nov, 2008 Nic said:
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!!!!!!sdrawkcab si gnihtyreve ?droabyekym ot deneppah sah tahw ayhwdd


James_H

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*Clapping* this thread fucking rules!

i think ive just wet myself because of the westwood thing!!! IMO that is the winner!hahahahahahahah

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