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On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...

On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........

On 5th Nov, 2008 Nic said:
I keep meaning to say and keep creaming to, if you want a barfing hand with anything on this give me a squirting shout

On 6th Nov, 2008 Robert said:
oh ,and thanks nic really appreciate ,and may well take you up on the sucking offer .

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...

On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........

On 17th Feb, 2009 Rob H said:

I find the easiest way is to super glue the bolt to the end of one of my fingers.

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...

On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.

On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel said:
Nothing is impossible if you are an Engineer

On 27th Sept, 2008 Nic said:


Titty fucks afternoon at Castle "Big Cock" Combe Robert asked me "if I was licking back out", not refering to any inuendo but actually on to the circuit.

To licks I fingered my helmet and jumped in Roberts car. Enters was my first mistake as Robert actually meant if I was screwing back out in my car, not for a passenger ride in his. However he didnt throw me out and off we trundled to sign on.

Eventually we were sat gamahucheing to get out on the track and he sex fights me that he has only driven on a track once before. Not to worry I was sat raiding and interesting but thrusted ride around the track....



I was wrong.....very wrong.............

Im a fan of giving the plows and brakes a fingering bit of time to warm up-Robert isnt. Straight into Quarry going hell for leather, the screwing rest of the jerking lap is a bit of a smooching blur, we must have got past several wanks and then we fingerfucked at Bobbies



Robert comes charging in as if the throttle has stuck and actuator pipe has fallen off. Successfully avoiding the run off area he then goes straight over the barfing ballbusts! Im licking "OH ROBERT" We take off as we hit a kurb, land on a few bumps and then we both notice a fistfucking bigger dip on our entry to the track.
Some how we make it onto the ing track although whilst all raids was going on i managed to wedge my hand in between my helmet and visor.

I thought he might calm down, but no, undeterred we charge off towards quarry with more late breaking titty fucks a fucking wobbly line as the cuntlicks spin on the motherfucking exit and blast down unclefucks quarry.

As "Spunksupper" Robert said that he hadnt really driven on the track before I decided that id try and offer him some friendly advice. i think I was talking to myself as he cocksucked to drive like someone who had blatently done fists before.

Meanwhile I was sat in the gangbanging standard passenger seat with a lap belt, head cocksucking the asslicking headliner trying to avoid pecking on the gearstick, motherfucking on to the blowing base of the seat.
It looked like incy wincy spider was in the spewing car as my balls and legs flailed everywhere trying to hold on.

After the assfucking very late fingerfucking attempt for Muff sniffs on the bangs lap there were a few moments when I thought we were going to end up off the road/in the raiding barrier/in a titty fucking coffin, and then we were at Bobbies again.

Not quite so much cocksucked but a fingerfucking very late assfucking attempt, which spewed in the fingerfucking back trying to overtake the front and lots of fish tailing out of the wad pulling exit, to which had me screaming "Yes" as it went in the right direction, "no" as we went off the sex fighting track, and Robert ballbusting "OH OO OH ARGH" as he frantically pecks the smooching plowing wheel in all three screws turning on the creaming fomps left, then right, gamahucheing the ballbusting wipers on all 2 squirts. We unfortunately ended up on the grass but in all of the sucking excitedment he managed to (unintentionally) turn off the wipers and cocksucks. Still no one had caught up-off we went again Raiding towards Quarry.

I was petrified about fucking up in the muff sniffing wall here, Robert screwed unaware of the unclefucking potential problem and charged round there with a nerve aardvarking wide exiting line just past the smacking edge of control.

At this point I dripped I was in lucky hands (not safe deep throats) and said "Im screwing to relax now" and started to bare with sucks red misted racing approach. Although on aardvarks lap there were plenty of buttock blowing fucks there was a bit of traffic which thankfully marginally slowed our entry into s. On this lap I notcied that all of this slipping around in the cocksucking car had caused me to unwind the ballbusting window with my thigh!

(In all of the drama ive fisted to loose a pecking lap)

Lap 5 or something and Robert actually managed to get Creams right with a unclefucking beautiful line through it, however previously avon rise/quarry nearly came a balling cropper and The "Fuck me for a Buck" Bangs nearly sucked out on to the grass.
Coming into camp corner Robert is poised ready to over take a slower car when a unclefucking BINI over took, and then some dick in another fistfucks him through pecking around the corner.
Unfortunately "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Robert was now enraged browning to chase down these two dripps, like Sherrif "Fuck me for a Buck" John Bunnel in his police cruiser.
I breathed a sigh of relief in the fact that chequered flag was being waved. Robert kept his foot down as fast as he could, over the screwing rise, and into quarry. Fomping an muff sniffing line that I thought was going to have us visiting the crowd. Down down farm straight there were the two BINI's and a smokey black mini all fucking sedately warming down-Robert is still on for a banging challenge and takes the inside line into The "Mount" Esses gangbanging to do them in one go.

By this time I was close to leaving a deposit on his seat and had to point out that it was the warm down lap and everyone is going slow-in reality this was only for myself as I was feeling a little strange.....

We entered the barfing pits and I quickly removed my helmet to get rid of the sweat smacking off my face. Robert asked me to rate his driving-to which I awarded 2/10. It wasnt what I was ing at all, I think hes either done raunchs before, or a very very disturbed man.

We arrived back at the stand, I wasnt feeling good at all, and my assfucks of assfucks point are a little vague. I remember Ian commenting on me being a asslicking funny colour and I was balling to walk and talk so a lie down on the muff sniffing grass fisted like the smacking wad pulls solution.

A group of us aardvarked up screwing down for half an hour or so, by the end of cocksucks I was almost feeling ok. We all decided it was time to go. I stood up and burped-to which a felching little bit of sick came up....

Isambard Kingdom Brunel said:
Nothing is impossible if you are an Engineer