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MarkGTT

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11th Apr, 2008 at 12:30:47pm

A teenager reportedly ended up with a cabinet instead of a taxi because she asked directory inquiries for a "cab, innit".

According to The Sun, the Londoner, 19, wanted a taxi to take her to Bristol airport, and first used the Cockney rhyming slang "Joe Baxi".

When the operator told her she couldn't find anyone by that name, the teen replied: "It ain't a person, it's a cab, innit."

The operator then found the nearest cabinet shop, Displaysense, and put the girl through.

She then spoke to a bemused saleswoman and eventually demanded: "Look love, how hard is it? All I want is your cheapest cab, innit. I need it for 10am. How much is it?"

The sales adviser said it would be £180 and the girl gave her address and paid with a credit card. The next morning, an office cabinet was delivered to her South London home.

The firm, of Bishop's Stretford, Hers, has now apologised and refunded her cash after the mix-up two weeks ago.

Marketing manager Steve Whittle said: "We thought it was a joke at first but the girl was absolutely livid. We have suggested that maybe she should speak a bit clearer on the phone.


*laughing**laughing**laughing*

Edited by MarkGTT on 11th Apr, 2008.


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11th Apr, 2008 at 01:24:47pm

hahahahaha!!

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11th Apr, 2008 at 01:33:41pm

Silly Bint!

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11th Apr, 2008 at 03:18:30pm

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11th Apr, 2008 at 04:44:32pm

Hahahaha that'll teach her. innit! *laughing*

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11th Apr, 2008 at 05:07:52pm

A few lads from London I was at uni with used to use "Joe Baxi" meaning taxi, or even just "Joe" as in "Lets go and get a Joe".

Who the bloody hell is or was "Joe Baxi"?!?


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11th Apr, 2008 at 05:28:37pm

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11th Apr, 2008 at 06:39:14pm

I bet Jeeves does! Ask him if hes gay too!

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11th Apr, 2008 at 09:01:48pm

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