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The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the
first time we had sex together over - fifty years ago?'
'We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back
fence and I made love to you.'
'Yes,' she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and
we can do it for old time's sake?'
'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself,
'I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.'
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.
So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other
for support aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the
policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and
moaning and screaming. Finally, they
both collapse, panting, on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is
truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is
there some sort of secret to this?
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply.
'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence...
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