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 8215 Posts Member #: 90 Post Whore Somewhere around Swindon |
19th Mar, 2008 at 08:33:11pm
i heard she bought a plane with some of the money ... i wonder if she uses immac or shaves the other leg Crystal Sound Audio said:
Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead ! "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams |
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 4360 Posts Member #: 1459 En-suite user Braintree, Essex |
19th Mar, 2008 at 08:35:53pm
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!! On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish. On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood. Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series.............. |
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Forum Mod  5933 Posts Member #: 784 9 times Avon Park Class C winner Milton Keynes |
19th Mar, 2008 at 08:38:17pm
When asked if he would go down on one knee again, Paul McCartney answered "Id rather you called her Heather"
I seriously doubt it! |
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 1566 Posts Member #: 36 Post Whore Basingstoke |
19th Mar, 2008 at 08:39:02pm
In a recent interview with the press following the high profile divorce Sir Paul McCartney was asked if he'd ever go down on one knee again. "I'd rather you called her Heather" he responded. |
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1566 Posts Member #: 36 Post Whore Basingstoke |
19th Mar, 2008 at 08:39:19pm
fuck... just seen i'm too slow
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 6549 Posts Member #: 1149 #1 Basshunter Fan Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes! |
20th Mar, 2008 at 07:48:02am
Paul bought her a spare wooden leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present though, just a stocking filler 1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.
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6549 Posts Member #: 1149 #1 Basshunter Fan Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes! |
20th Mar, 2008 at 07:49:05am
A barman refused to serve heather any alcohol claiming she was already legless. 1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.
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6549 Posts Member #: 1149 #1 Basshunter Fan Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes! |
20th Mar, 2008 at 07:49:41am
Call That a joke is just prosphetic!
On 19th Mar, 2008 Ric said:
In a recent interview with the press following the high profile divorce Sir Paul McCartney was asked if he'd ever go down on one knee again. "I'd rather you called her Heather" he responded. 1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.
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 2102 Posts Member #: 432 Post Whore Swindon |
20th Mar, 2008 at 08:25:30am
What's the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock?
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Forum Mod 10980 Posts Member #: 17 ***16*** SouthPark, Colorado |
20th Mar, 2008 at 12:32:10pm
Sir Paul should count himself lucky - over a decade ago if he'd been robbed by an omniped he'd have been keelhauled and made to walk the plank... On 17th Nov, 2014 Tom Fenton said:
Sorry to say My Herpes are no better Ready to feel Ancient ??? This is 26 years old as of 2022 https://youtu.be/YQQokcoOzeY |
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