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Leonard

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Cirencester, Gloucestershire

24th Jan, 2008 at 07:25:55pm

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?



Pick it up and give it a blowjob!!!

AL

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Croydon (South London)

24th Jan, 2008 at 07:27:21pm

Two parrots standing on a perch.
One says to the other one.....

"Can you smell fish?"

MikeRace

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Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes!

24th Jan, 2008 at 07:38:41pm

I dont care about your joke, im mesmerized by your tits!

Edited by MikeRace on 24th Jan, 2008.

1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.


Fibreglass Parts? - http://www.tdkracing.co.uk/
Split Rims? - http://www.force-racing.co.uk/


Richie

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a LIL fishing village on the coast - Newcastle Upon Tyne

26th Jan, 2008 at 01:54:18pm

yes i must brag, it was me that made them all shiney and wet *wink*



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!

Leonard

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26th Jan, 2008 at 04:06:51pm

haha no wonder i kept falling off!
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