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Richie

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a LIL fishing village on the coast - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Geordie goes to work at the morg, he is pleased as punch to finaly be doing summit with his life, well he turns up on the day and speaks with the boss, who says

"HELLO GEORDIE, WELCOME TO YOUR FIRST DAY, WE WILL MAKE THIS NICE AND EASY FOR YOU SO DONT PANNICK, PUT ON THE APRON OVER THERE, AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO LAY THIS ELDERLY FEMALE ON THE SLAB READY FOR THE POST MORTEM, SHE WAS DRAGGED FROM THE TYNE THIS MORNING, A SUICIDE NO LESS"

Geordie hops to it, and the Boss goes and sits in his office with a cup of tea.

about 45 minutes later Geordie comes running into the office

"BOSS. BOSS. YA HAVE TO COME AND SEE THIS LIKE, ITS JUST NOT RIGHT, ITS JUST NOT RIGHT!!!!!"

Geordie is as white as a sheet, the Boss takes him through to the prep area whre the elderly female is still lying on the slab NAKED.

"WHATS THE MATTER GEORDIE" the boss cries.

"BOSS. BOSS ITS BETWEEN HER LEGS, LOOK BETWEEN HER LEGS..................TIS A PRAWN BOSS"

The boss approaches the elderly woman and parts her legs.

"FOR GODS SAKE GEORDIE THAT IS HER FAGINA"

Geordie takes a step back and scratches his head

" AYE, WELL IT TASTED LIKE A PRAWN BOSS"



Edited by Richie on 16th Jan, 2008.



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






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urrr, That is wrong on every level!

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yeah I gave it all a good prodding


Leonard

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THAT'S WRONG!!!!




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Hmm anyone fancy some crab sticks?

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Richie

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a LIL fishing village on the coast - Newcastle Upon Tyne


ahahahahahahahahahahahaha wish the biddies would keep out of the sea, they are making the fish smell !

On 17th Jan, 2008 MikeRace said:
Hmm anyone fancy some crab sticks?



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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!






MikeRace

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There stinkin up our channel!

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El Potter

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thats is wrong in every possible ways,then some*tongue*
my god my imagination is starting to really accelerate now*happy*

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i've heard that twice in one day now (in two different stories) fucking sick lol

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