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i stopped a prostitute the other day, before i could caution her she says
"officer do you really want to prosecute me, i have powerfull friends, i have a regular client who has been on the telly u know"
i replied "oh yes who would that be"
"well you may be able to ascociate with him coz he often plays a coppa in desguise"
i replied "haway man just tell me who this lucky man is then"
"Jeremy Beadle"
I replied "What Beadle, as in Beadles about"
"Yes thats the one, and quite the lover he is too but a bit strange with the touchy feely"
I replied "oh...realy and why is that"
"Well he has a cock like a babies arm but an arm which is like a babies cock"
hahahahahahahahahaha still pissing meself
sorry if there are any TM members with dodgy pendages or family with them.
Richie
Edited by Richie on 15th Jan, 2008.
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On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though!
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