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 8604 Posts Member #: 573 Formerly Axel Podland |
13th Jan, 2008 at 05:30:08pm
Did I ever show you guys a picture of my cock......
Edited by Paul S on 13th Jan, 2008. Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
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 7265 Posts Member #: 1268 The Boom Boom speaker Police! Essex |
13th Jan, 2008 at 05:41:25pm
That's a nice loking cock! In the 13's at last!.. Just |
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 12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
13th Jan, 2008 at 05:43:14pm
I never though i'd find a situation where I would be saying this to another man but.......
On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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 6274 Posts Member #: 509 Post Whore Isle of Man |
13th Jan, 2008 at 05:52:41pm
mmmmm brahma...... "Turbo's make torque, and torque makes fun"
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Site Admin  15300 Posts Member #: 337 Fearless Tom Fenton, Avon Park 2007 & 2008 class D winner & TM legend. |
13th Jan, 2008 at 07:06:57pm
Indeed Joe, its an OK beer isn't it...!
On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:
On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else Like fuel 😂😂 |
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 6965 Posts Member #: 507 Fastest A Series Mini in the World leeds/wakefield. |
13th Jan, 2008 at 07:08:26pm
On 13th Jan, 2008 Paul S said:
Did I ever show you guys a picture of my cock...... would look better with a pie crust over it ,lol 
I thought it was most appropriate given that chicken welfare has been in the news a lot this week. He is a Golden Brahma and his name is Fergus. |
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12307 Posts Member #: 565 Carlos Fandango Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex |
13th Jan, 2008 at 07:09:21pm
PMSL
On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged... Joe, do you have a photo of your tool? http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.p...9064&lastpost=1 https://joe1977.imgbb.com/ |
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Site Admin 15300 Posts Member #: 337 Fearless Tom Fenton, Avon Park 2007 & 2008 class D winner & TM legend. |
13th Jan, 2008 at 07:10:23pm
I would have expected Carl to say "It would look better in a Madras" actually! LOL
On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:
On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else Like fuel 😂😂 |
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6965 Posts Member #: 507 Fastest A Series Mini in the World leeds/wakefield. |
13th Jan, 2008 at 07:24:34pm
acctually Tom i'm about to ring out for another right now,
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 1913 Posts Member #: 1392 Pointless Post Whore Liverpool, North west |
13th Jan, 2008 at 08:04:48pm
Thats a fowl cock, Looks fake. Back once again like a renegade master |
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 514 Posts Member #: 2169 Post Whore Malta (Ex. Scotland) |
13th Jan, 2008 at 09:38:27pm
so this is the cock that doesnt stink right axel? Warning:Stig in Training
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 4559 Posts Member #: 786 Post Whore Bermingum |
14th Jan, 2008 at 10:34:11am
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 703 Posts Member #: 105 1st to provide proof of a running Bimmy Conversion! Brisbane ,Australia |
14th Jan, 2008 at 10:40:06am
So,,, i gather that Carl is saying that he`d like to eat PaulS cock ,,, yeah???
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6965 Posts Member #: 507 Fastest A Series Mini in the World leeds/wakefield. |
15th Jan, 2008 at 09:08:45am
Matt, your so sharp , you'll cut yourself one day,lol |
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 3184 Posts Member #: 628 Post Whore a LIL fishing village on the coast - Newcastle Upon Tyne |
15th Jan, 2008 at 04:20:22pm
hahahahaha you couldnt fit that whole cock in ure mouth if you tired Matt. its a bit chubby you see.
On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though! |
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7265 Posts Member #: 1268 The Boom Boom speaker Police! Essex |
15th Jan, 2008 at 05:11:52pm
This has turned into an innuendo-fest!
In the 13's at last!.. Just |
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3184 Posts Member #: 628 Post Whore a LIL fishing village on the coast - Newcastle Upon Tyne |
16th Jan, 2008 at 08:54:33pm
On 15th Jan, 2008 theoneeyedlizard said:
This has turned into an innuendo-fest! Dont be such a Fergus,,,,,,,man psml going to call the local bad lads this now and have a private little laugh to myself, coz i am sad.
On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though! |
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 2629 Posts Member #: 1246 Post Whore Lowestoft, Suffolk. |
16th Jan, 2008 at 10:42:00pm
Paul, your cock has a lot of meat on it!
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 9317 Posts Member #: 59 First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv Herefordshire |
16th Jan, 2008 at 11:16:56pm
For work today I had to go to an avairy in portsmouth, guess what i saw in there....
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8604 Posts Member #: 573 Formerly Axel Podland |
17th Jan, 2008 at 10:05:39am
I'm disappointed that no one has said:
Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
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 9258 Posts Member #: 123 Post Whore Betwix Harrogate and York |
17th Jan, 2008 at 10:08:05am
Maybe you have the biggest cock, it's certinally the most colourful. Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph
On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:
the design shows a distinct lack of imagination, talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry. |
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 2102 Posts Member #: 432 Post Whore Swindon |
17th Jan, 2008 at 10:19:44am
you look like you need a seriously good plucking! |
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3184 Posts Member #: 628 Post Whore a LIL fishing village on the coast - Newcastle Upon Tyne |
17th Jan, 2008 at 10:27:09am
On 17th Jan, 2008 wil_h said:
Maybe you have the biggest cock, it's certinally the most colourful.
On 17th Aug, 2009 Jay#2 said:
I doubt I'll be dipping into the 13's like you did though! |
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8604 Posts Member #: 573 Formerly Axel Podland |
18th Sep, 2008 at 01:01:07pm
It is with deep regret that we have to announce the pasing away of our dear Cock, Fergus. He slid away peacefully on the 17th September after a brief illness.
Saul Bellow - "A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep."
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7265 Posts Member #: 1268 The Boom Boom speaker Police! Essex |
18th Sep, 2008 at 01:15:55pm
So you have got rid of your old cock and replaced it with a big black cock???
Edited by theoneeyedlizard on 18th Sep, 2008. In the 13's at last!.. Just |
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