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wil_h

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Betwix Harrogate and York

Not for the kiddies or the office.

Sorry if it's been seen before.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/ma...stripper-p1.php

Fastest 998 mini in the world? 13.05 1/4 mile 106mph

www.twin-turbo.co.uk

On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


matty

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Aylesbury

Now thats magic! *tongue* *tongue* *tongue*

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1/4mile in 13.2sec @ 111 terminal on 15psi


rubicon

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I like granny porn.

LONDONSHIRE

my god....that is wrong in so many ways....

On 2nd Oct, 2009 Vegard said:


On 1st Oct, 2009 Jimster said:
I bet my first wank came quicker than your first mini turbo


These new modern turbos with their quick spool up time, would make the competition harder.


On 15th Aug, 2011 robert said:
phew!!! thank you brett for smashing in my back doors .( not something i imagined writing... EVER)


Bat

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Bermingum

Hi,
If she was your missus, you'd never be short of something to blow your nose on!
Cheers,
Gavin :)

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matty

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Turbo Love Palace Fool

Aylesbury




On 3rd of Jan, 2008 at 07:55pm Bat said:
Hi,
If she was your missus, you'd never be short of something to blow your nose on!
Cheers,
Gavin :)


PMSL *laughing* *laughing*

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1/4mile in 13.2sec @ 111 terminal on 15psi


mini93

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Warwick.

ah man thats sketchy

David.


Jason G

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En-suite user

Braintree, Essex

Cracking ass gromit

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


Bat

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Bermingum




On 3rd of Jan, 2008 at 08:51pm milamber said:
Cracking ass gromit

Oh yes :)

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Jordan

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Liverpool, North west

Bet i could hide more than a hanky on her.

Edited by Jordan on 3rd Jan, 2008.

Back once again like a renegade master


theoneeyedlizard

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The Boom Boom speaker Police!

Essex

I feel disturbed.

Like I've just caught my auntie eating out a raw chicken.


eeeeeeeeggghhhh

In the 13's at last!.. Just


stefaz

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On 3rd of Jan, 2008 at 11:31pm theoneeyedlizard said:
I feel disturbed.

Like I've just caught my auntie eating out a raw chicken.


eeeeeeeeggghhhh


PMSL

On 23rd Oct, 2009 sim_ou_nao said:

eu gosto de mamas = i like boobs


richminiturbo.

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Horndean - Near Portsmouth

TBH i expected worse, I thought the finale was that "she" would whip out a schlong or something.

Plan for the worst hope for the best!!


Nic

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First mini turbo to get in the 12's & site perv

Herefordshire

I know what she needs for christmas next year:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/WOW-AMAZING-MILD-MAG...1QQcmdZViewItem


stefaz

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On 4th of Jan, 2008 at 12:49am Nic said:
I know what she needs for christmas next year:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/WOW-AMAZING-MILD-MAG...1QQcmdZViewItem


You sure you're not going to give her....
http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/index.php?p=vt&tid=195372

On 23rd Oct, 2009 sim_ou_nao said:

eu gosto de mamas = i like boobs


jimmy

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essex

do you think she looks black magic chocolots

1293 Turbo mini

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