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please pass this on gents 
At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to those normal chain letters/pyramid schemes and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.
INSTRUCTIONS
Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget
some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top
of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and
you will receive
823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 Miss Worlds
2.5 Models
463 Wild nymphos
3,234 Good-looking nymphos
20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 Bi-s*xual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less
inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And,
best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of
those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of
his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing
gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and
the accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the
international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his
old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he
had not sent the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above
me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion.
Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying s*x life.
No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities
(that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law,
and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not
hesitate...send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum
cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use
it.
PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
undertake. 
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LOL