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Sprocket

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Preston On The Brook

The best engine in the world is the fanny. It is self lubricating, starts with one finger, and every 3 weeks it does its own oil change.

Its just a pitty the management system is so fucking tempremental!!!!

On 26th Oct, 2004 TurboDave16v said:
Is it A-Series only? I think it should be...
So when some joey comes on here about how his 16v turbo vauxhall is great compared to ours, he can be given the 'bird'...


On 26th Oct, 2004 Tom Fenton said:
Yep I agree with TD........


Vegard

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I pick holes in everything..

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It's a shame though, that the exhaust valve is so close to the inlet.!

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.



mini93

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haha, always funny when i hear it!

David.


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Bermingum

Hi,
Some models have a furry bonnet too!
Cheers,
Gavin :)

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