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Woman goes to buy a parrot, the parrots are £100, £200 and £15.
She asks "why is that one cheap?"
The store keeper replys, "because it used to be in a brothel."
The woman feels sorry for the parrot and buys it.
When she gets home the parrot says "f**k me a new brothel!"
The Woman finds this funny.
When her daughters get home the parrot says "f**k me two new prozzies!"
They find it funny too.
Teatime comes round and her husband arrives home, the parrot says "f**k me Dave I 'aint seen you for weeks!"

Cheers,
Gavin :)

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Good one gav

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