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A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 34lbs due to very serious health risks.
As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across
an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate,
he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day / 4.5lbs. weight loss
program.
The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers,
there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young
lady dressed in nothing but pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round
her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later,
huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with
her.
After they are through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like
the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the
next two days and the same thing happens.! On the fourth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find he has lost 4.5lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5- day / 9lb. program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the
most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life,
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads,
"If you catch me, you can have me."
He's out the door or after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch
her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze.
For the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his
delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has lost
another 9lbs., as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
order the 7-day / 22lb. program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt
this good in years"
The next day there's a knock at the door and when he! opens it he
finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're
mine."
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