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One of the Glasgow airport bombers has just been named as Sinjed Maheed.
Cheers,
Gavin :)

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Good one!

On 7th Oct, 2010 5haneJ said:
yeah I gave it all a good prodding


Jason G

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roflmao! O/T....I got a silly one on the mobile.
I'm really pissed off....someones just crashed into me in one of those new skodas......
Theres jam & sponge everywhere!

Edited by Jason G on 3rd Jul, 2007.

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


Bat

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Hi,
LOL. They're closing a jam factory near me, it's come to a sticky end....
Cheers,
Gavin :)

Edited by Bat on 3rd Jul, 2007.

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Jason G

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lol

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


Vegard

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I'll blame me being Norwegian, but I don't get that first one....

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.



Vegard

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I'll blame me being Norwegian, but I don't get that first one....

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.



Vegard

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I'll blame me being Norwegian, but I don't get that first one....

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.



Ric

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once more vegard... *wink*


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Sinjed, pronounced singed (as in burned)

Maheed, pronounced as it's spelled ma-heed. Heed is the way Jocks (or Glasweigians anyway) pronounce head.

Not as funny when you explain it. I shan't be telling thios one in a Norweigan comedy club!

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On 2nd Jan, 2013 fastcarl said:

the design shows a distinct lack of imagination,
talk about starting off with a clean sheet of paper, then not bothering to fucking draw on it,lol

On 20th Apr, 2012 Paul S said:
I'm mainly concerned about swirl in the runners caused by the tangential entry.


Vegard

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Maheed I got, but dind't get that Sinjed, as it's called BurnT, not Burned *wink*

On 13th Jul, 2012 Ben H said:
Mine gets in the way a bit, but only when it is up. If it is down it does not cause a problem.



Jason G

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We off to the UN in Brussels for a euro comedy night then lads? *wink*

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


Carl S
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I think I LMAO'd the most at Vegard's tripple post! what a qaulity thread, several corkers in one!

Edited by Carl S on 4th Jul, 2007.


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the bloke is glasgow was the first to get nicked for smoking in a public place

Everyone knows that instructions only have to be read if the thing doesn't work....


Bat

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Hi,
That's probably all they'll charge him with too! *surprised*
Cheers,
Gavin :)

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