Making it in Holly Wood
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A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and
>said "I want to be a movie star."
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>Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right
>credentials.
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>The agent asked, "What's your name?"
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>The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
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>The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into
>Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name."
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>"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I
>will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."
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>The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you
>will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian!
>I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be
>able to represent you."
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>"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said
>and he left the agent's office.
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>FIVE YEARS LATER.....
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>The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope
>is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who
>would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed...
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>"Dear Sir,
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>Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor
>in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to
>make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would
>never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After
>I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you
>were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return
>to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have
>made t without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of
>my appreciation.
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>Thank you for your advice.
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>Sincerely,
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>Dick van Dyke"

hahaha, good one Tom.

great joke