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Tom Fenton
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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section


7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

2 to change the subject altogether

1 to pick up on any reference to sisters and ask for pictures (Nic)

10 to pick up on any reference to flange and make smutty comments

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Edited by Tom Fenton on 21st Jun, 2007.


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On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


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Tom, you forgot those that change the subject altogether.

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Tom Fenton
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Sorry, I'll edit now...


On 29th Nov, 2016 madmk1 said:


On 28th Nov, 2016 Rob Gavin said:
I refuse to pay for anything else


Like fuel 😂😂


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Lol..how about people that suggest using the TM Search function before asking a question? *laughing*

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Has anyone had any experience with light bulb fitting and what does the watt figure mean??

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


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I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


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If you made that up Tom, you have to much free time ! *laughing*

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the Watts is a reference eto how many horses the light bulb is equivalent too. lol.


On 21st of Jun, 2007 at 06:02pm milamber said:
Has anyone had any experience with light bulb fitting and what does the watt figure mean??

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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Hi,
PMSL, best post ever.
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i love lamp

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this is not a forum about F***ing light bulbs!!!!

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Seen it before, but classic! *happy*


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It's not about light bulbs, it's all about lamps.


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can you get lighten & balanced light bulbs??? Soz..I ment lamps. New to performance lamps, is there anywhere that can machine them???

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


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Hi,
Check out http://www.hiperformancebulbs.com for all your bulb modifying info, forums and services.
Cheers,
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one member to count the number of members it takes - 192 if you dont include the one i just said which would make it 193

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On 23rd Oct, 2009 sim_ou_nao said:

eu gosto de mamas = i like boobs


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On 21st of Jun, 2007 at 06:52pm joeybaby83 said:
i love lamp


I think you mean "I love lamps" mate!

god get it rite!


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i predict Vegard will bring this post back up some time in 2009

On 20th Oct, 2015 Tom Fenton said:

Well here is the news, you are not welcome here, FUCK OFF.


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On 22nd of Jun, 2007 at 01:10am SoapSud said:



On 21st of Jun, 2007 at 06:52pm joeybaby83 said:
i love lamp


I think you mean "I love lamps" mate!

god get it rite!


no hes right mate - itsa quote from anchorman - brick tamland says "i love lamp"

On 23rd Oct, 2009 sim_ou_nao said:

eu gosto de mamas = i like boobs


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On 22nd of Jun, 2007 at 10:52am stefaz said:



On 22nd of Jun, 2007 at 01:10am SoapSud said:



On 21st of Jun, 2007 at 06:52pm joeybaby83 said:
i love lamp


I think you mean "I love lamps" mate!

god get it rite!


no hes right mate - itsa quote from anchorman - brick tamland says "i love lamp"


Mee too

PMSL!*tongue*


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On 22nd of Jun, 2007 at 01:38am bud666 said:
i predict Vegard will bring this post back up some time in 2009

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Nic hasn't commented yet...getting worried!

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............


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he is still trying to link light bulb to summit sexual.....dont worry folks the cogs are in motion hahahahha

Tom what about the geezer who points out the many obligatory and optional lamp offences that could be commited from the use of the light bulb ?

tee hee


Richie

Edited by Richie on 22nd Jun, 2007.



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A flasher Richie????????

On 19th Jan, 2010 wil_h said:
I would start the furthest place from the finish.


On 24th Mar, 2012 apbellamy said:
I feel all special knowing that I've given your mum my wood.


Been neglecting Turbo'd 'A' series..............

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