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"To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs
that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy
with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this
letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will
be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn
Hotel.
Please don't be upset. I shall be home before midnight."

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:


"My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths
teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you
read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my
students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile,
and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman
who has an excellent knowledge of Maths, you will understand that we are
in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into
54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."

Brilliant