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jamesfawcett

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this video is SO funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_zsxYYiNvg...related&search=

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BENROSS

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Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

WTF.... *surprised*

the next generation .... were all in the deep stuff now *frown*

i bet in a few years time there all over every street in the UK

whos fault is it when your sumps raged off & the cars a write off!

There deathtraps *indifferent*






joeybaby83

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those are the ones right outside m&S on market street.

in all honesty, ive tailgated cars/buses/vans through similar things, and before watching that, would probably have given it a shot too tbh!

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When helping out my Dad about 12 months ago I went out to recover a Toyota Yaris that had driven into a "raisng barrier" on of those that angles up out of the road. It was a 54 plate car, and was written off as the damage was so bad.


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Schoolboy error. LOl

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Deathtraps? Those people knew that bollard would go up or they wouldn't have been trying to get in cheekily by tailgating. If it's the same video I watched a little while back, I'd say it was their own fault.


Nic

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hahahahahahaha thats caused me amusement, i like the way they seem to knock the wipers on when they crash

my mate was a traffic warden in a car park. In this car park there were some static bollards, about 1.5m high. One of them was bent to something like 70deg.

one day a lad came down the entrance, and drove straight up the bollard, and impailed the car on it!!!

aparently the lad was really embarrased and wanted to get it off with MINIMUM fuss, so he called his dad, but there was nothing he could do to get it off, so they called out a recovery truck.

they couldnt budge it and so called the fire brigade. They arrived with the blues and twos on.

they couldnt move it, so called in something with a crane on- part of the carpark had to be taped off.

Whilst lifting the car, a fireman slashed his arm badly. So an ambulance was called!!!!

whilst hoping for minimum fuss a whole scene was caused!!

I would have paid to have seen this episode


Nic

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christ!! in that last van the passengers head smashes the windscreen!!!


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some ones going to get killed with them






Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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jeez, he does smack his head don't he!

plus the speed he gets out he's obviously not wearing his belt.

here's another copy of the vid, bit more fottage of the guy in the black 4x4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4ECEAj3Ob4...related&search=

this made me laugh too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg_utX2pRcA&NR

Edited by Joe C on 12th Nov, 2006.

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Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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joeybaby83

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couldnt that little silver car have gottent hrough the gap on the left anyway?

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Joe C

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Carlos Fandango

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my brother said that too.

On 28th Aug, 2011 Kean said:
At the risk of being sigged...

Joe, do you have a photo of your tool?



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modifiedminis

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Fixing my car....

Don't know if this was the same vid that was posted here, this was poted a couple of weeks ago on another site...

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/vid...adband/519.html


wolfie

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have to agree with Nicky there

That guy put his baby at risk and for what? because he could not be bothered to drive round?

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Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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Carl

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the thing i dont get is surely the people in there m ust know that the barriers are for and surely theres sign posts etc telling people not to go in that area?.



do you think there automatic or somebody operates them?

no longer a series, but still 1.3 turbo.

On 28th Nov, 2008 Sprocket said:
Oh now that is a long shaft you have Carl.


wolfie

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there automated

front of the vid shows the massive flashing no entry signs

Crystal Sound Audio said:

Why wolfie...you should have your name as Fuckfaceshithead !


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