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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party.

He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he
writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he
receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's
outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your
wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.

The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so
he writes a letter of complaint.

A week passes and he received another parcel: Dear Sir, Sorry about the
previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.

The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from
emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he
writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very
small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of
Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden Leg up your ass and go
as a f**king toffee apple.

Hi,
PMSL!
Cheers,
Gavin :)

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telling that joke

Very funny, and on a similar theme.

There were 2 Swedish guys invited to a fancy derss party where the theme was emotions. They duely arrived and when the host answered the door to them they were both totally naked. One of them had his cock in a bowl of custard and the other had a pear on his cock.

The host was a little confused and asked what they had come as. The first man answered (put on your best Scandinavian accent) "Well, I am Fuck*ng dis custard" and the second man replied "Yes, and I am deep in dis pear"

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