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 716 Posts Member #: 9077 Post Whore Cheshire |
30th Jan, 2011 at 08:34:44pm
Gangster limp? I don't walk with a limp, do i? On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary. On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:
please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com |
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 428 Posts Member #: 39 Senior Member Bristol |
30th Jan, 2011 at 09:04:58pm
...ok... so can you have sex?
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716 Posts Member #: 9077 Post Whore Cheshire |
30th Jan, 2011 at 09:07:51pm
I imagine he's worked out a way of gripping it so he doesn't pull it open any further On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary. On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:
please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com |
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 10021 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
30th Jan, 2011 at 09:15:59pm
Probably sticks a rubber band round it to keep it together. If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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 509 Posts Member #: 1027 Post Whore Germini, black forrest |
30th Jan, 2011 at 09:24:46pm
On 30th Jan, 2011 John said:
Probably sticks a rubber band round it to keep it together. Or a hose clamp... 
[X] nail here for new monitor |
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10021 Posts Member #: 1456 Mongo Barnsley, South Flatcapshire |
30th Jan, 2011 at 09:25:29pm
If something is worth doing, it's worth doing half of. |
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 825 Posts Member #: 2208 Post Whore Essex |
30th Jan, 2011 at 09:46:16pm
On 30th Jan, 2011 Mini_the_minx said:
Gangster limp? I don't walk with a limp, do i? 
Joey, I said apparently because I don't have a penis to cut open  However I can imagine it might be abit like when you slip on a wet/slippery surface, do the splits and stretch a slit in one of your fanny lips  |
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825 Posts Member #: 2208 Post Whore Essex |
30th Jan, 2011 at 09:51:12pm
Im sorry but every time I see this it's singing this song to me!! it's freeking me out!
On 8th Jan, 2011 Brett said:
<Click to see something really really awful> http://www.turbominis.co.uk/forums/attachments/401821-1.jpg Told you |
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 558 Posts Member #: 8143 Post Whore London |
30th Jan, 2011 at 09:57:26pm
Fucks sake just clicked on this again
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825 Posts Member #: 2208 Post Whore Essex |
30th Jan, 2011 at 10:03:04pm
seee!
Edited by wintersurferuk on 30th Jan, 2011. |
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 5417 Posts Member #: 6181 Double hard bastard brookwood woking |
30th Jan, 2011 at 10:09:13pm
what must he have been thinking when he got it done? O I know the boys down the working mans club will love this. Edited by madmk1 on 30th Jan, 2011. I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf
On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up. |
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716 Posts Member #: 9077 Post Whore Cheshire |
30th Jan, 2011 at 10:16:41pm
I didn't say it happened! Just using it as a similar example On 30th Jan, 2011 wintersurferuk said:
Aaaah girl, thats nasty.. :/ On 30th Jan, 2011 Mini_the_minx said: Gangster limp? I don't walk with a limp, do i?
Joey, I said apparently because I don't have a penis to cut open However I can imagine it might be abit like when you slip on a wet/slippery surface, do the splits and stretch a slit in one of your fanny lips On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary. On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:
please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com |
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4018 Posts Member #: 1757 Back to Fucking Tool status Swindon |
30th Jan, 2011 at 10:26:10pm
Random peircings but do they make sensation better or just for show?? Drives
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716 Posts Member #: 9077 Post Whore Cheshire |
30th Jan, 2011 at 10:32:53pm
It all depends where they are postioned. If they are put somewhere with no or very little nerve endings then they are purely for show. Somewhere with lots of nerve endings then yes they serve a purpose. Saying that though, I know one woman who had her VCH done and she lost all sensation down there On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary. On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:
please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com |
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31 Posts Member #: 9334 Member |
4th Feb, 2011 at 12:56:56pm
VCH? I had one of those in my Frod Ecsort.
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 6549 Posts Member #: 1149 #1 Basshunter Fan Force Racing ICT Dept Manager Miglia Turbo Am frum Yokshyer tha noes! |
4th Feb, 2011 at 03:02:57pm
I bet he has a hard time pissing! Bet his shoes are clean though! 1/4 Mile 14.3secs 96Mph Terminal 10psi of boost.
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196 Posts Member #: 2301 Advanced Member Blackpool , Lancashire |
4th Feb, 2011 at 05:05:54pm
How can you say it don't hurt much.. I now when I got my self caught in my zip that hurt like hell.. http://s256.photobucket.com/albums/hh167/boz-reb-2303/
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716 Posts Member #: 9077 Post Whore Cheshire |
4th Feb, 2011 at 05:50:19pm
Well as far as my piercing knowledge goes, when something is clamped it cuts off the blood flow making for a cleaner cut/hole/piercing but it also makes it less painful. As an example when I leave my lip bar out too long it's abit harder to put back in and stings abit as I pop it through the skin healing inside but if I clamp it then i barely feel a thing.
On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary. On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:
please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com |
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 16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
4th Feb, 2011 at 05:55:13pm
Being pissed won't help the bleeding! I had two pints to fill the time as the tattooist was running late. Bled like fook! On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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716 Posts Member #: 9077 Post Whore Cheshire |
4th Feb, 2011 at 05:56:53pm
I presume you missed the part where I said alcohol thins the blood and makes piercings and tats bleed more? On 2nd Nov, 2010 wil_h said:
I think it's probably a given that all people who own pink cars like it up the Gary. On 14th Jan, 2011 rubicon said:
please dont put a batty kit on it, il have to by internet law, Report you to barry boys.com |
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16540 Posts Member #: 4241 King Gaycharger, butt plug dealer, Sheldon Cooper and a BAC but generally a niceish fella if you dont mind a northerner Rotherham, South Yorkshire |
4th Feb, 2011 at 05:58:51pm
On 11th Feb, 2015 robert said:
i tried putting soap on it , and heating it to brown , then slathered my new lube on it
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 3673 Posts Member #: 9300 Post Whore Quarry Bonk |
4th Feb, 2011 at 08:26:55pm
Im scarred, how the hell do people dream this shit up? On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!! 17.213 @ 71mph, 64bhp n/a (Old Engine) |
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 9502 Posts Member #: 1023 Post Whore Doncaster, South Yorkshire |
4th Feb, 2011 at 08:34:09pm
its not how, its why or who the fuck!!
Yes i moved to the darkside |
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