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BENROSS

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Mitsi Evo 7, 911, Cossie. & all the chavs ...... won no problem

LOL..... *happy*






Rob H

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You'll have to get to the back of the que, I've already called shot gun.

On 29th Sep, 2008 matty said:
Im yet to experience Roberts manic driving...sounds like it could be a good laugh! *hehe!*

Isambard Kingdom Brunel said:
Nothing is impossible if you are an Engineer


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im really not sure ,but i think this vid at 3.16 into it may be my 2nd attempt at the chicane ,then next bit may be me chased by 2 bins ,really not sure though so sorry if its someone else !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9cTq4djtcs

Medusa + injection = too much torque for the dyno ..https://youtu.be/qg5o0_tJxYM


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On 30th Sep, 2008 robert said:
im really not sure ,but i think this vid at 3.16 into it may be my 2nd attempt at the chicane ,then next bit may be me chased by 2 bins ,really not sure though so sorry if its someone else !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9cTq4djtcs


If that is you, thats bloody quick haha!!


mini1

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Hi everyone. Im the one with the Dark green clubman (it's not black!!) Thankyou for all the comments, really makes it all worthwhile hearing things like that. I've got a few pics here, but if anyne has anymore pics or vids I'd love to see them, either post them here or PM me. Thanks









Oh, some more info on the new mini that binned it at Quarry. I was coming on the o/s of the blue vauxhall engine'd mini (white arches, ally cats) to overtake him just before Folly, and his oil cooler blew its brains out emptying 5 litres of new engine oil all over my car (including my screen) and over the track. He switched his engine off straight away but coasted all the way to the escape road at the esses leaving a nice trail of oil. I think the new mini went through the oil on the entry to quarry...and you all know what happened next!
It could have been a lot worse for me as i lost all vision approaching 100mph as my windscreen got plastered with oil! The oil was very clean and was almost clear to the point where I thought it was water/coolant so I used my wipers to try and clear it....BIG mistake as now i had an oil slick on my screen! This is what yu can see in the last pic I posted!


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Good to see you've signed up!!

So that explains the oil!! I wonder how his oil cooler failed to cause that!!

Love your car! Do you have a build thread for it somewhere?

Edited by richminiturbo. on 1st Oct, 2008.


mini1

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At the mo, I dont have a build diary for it. Rather than hi-jack this post, should I post a few of my build pics in the newbie setion. I dont want to upset anyone as its not a turbo mini............................yet!


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On 1st Oct, 2008 mini1 said:
At the mo, I dont have a build diary for it. Rather than hi-jack this post, should I post a few of my build pics in the newbie setion. I dont want to upset anyone as its not a turbo mini............................yet!


Stick them in show us yours!! :)


Nic

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Reading this again has turned my stomach


WRLondon

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*happy*

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On 21st Sep, 2006 Paul S said:

Go on, be brave, put it in the car and tell us how it works.
Pity your bollocks are in line with the flywheel!
On 27th May, 2013 robert said:

putting my testicles on the line for turbo mini owners everywhere ,and they still work !


madmk1

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He give me a lift up the strip at pod OMG.

I have started posting on Instagram also my name on there is turbomk1golf

Nothing is impossible it just costs more and takes longer.

On 1st Nov, 2007 Ben H said:
There is no such thing as 'insignificant weight saving', it all adds up.


Carlzilla

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Sounds like good fun *happy*

On 26th Jan, 2012 Tom Fenton said:
ring problems are down to wear or abuse but although annoying it isn't a show stopper

On 5th Aug, 2014 madmk1 said:
Shit the bed! I had snapped the end of my shaft off!!

17.213 @ 71mph, 64bhp n/a (Old Engine)


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On 31st Aug, 2013 Nic said:
Reading this again has turned my stomach
Haha it was nearly 5 years ago Nic! haha, still having vietnam style flashbacks?

On 23rd Aug, 2010 Nic said:
Turbophil had a butt plug made that seemed to be suitable. He may have finished with it now and have it kicking around spare


Turbo This..

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gez this makes me want my mini on the road/track again!


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You don't know man, you weren't there!

On 31st Aug, 2013 dan_up said:



On 31st Aug, 2013 Nic said:
Reading this again has turned my stomach
Haha it was nearly 5 years ago Nic! haha, still having vietnam style flashbacks?

They don't die, they just get faster!


Rammie2000

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*laughing*

you can do anything if you set your mind to it...
i rather blow it up winning than keep it together losing.

finish date set for project 1... march 2018


tadge44

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Robert gave me a ride in Spud a couple of years ago - I quite enjoyed it !

Not sure if he enjoyed his ride in the blobule tho !


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On 1st Sep, 2013 tadge44 said:
Robert gave me a ride in Spud a couple of years ago - I quite enjoyed it !

Not sure if he enjoyed his ride in the blobule tho !


I jolly well did david , and was more impressed after I drove it and realised the steering wheel was actually attached to a tiller.

shauna said:
You don't know man, you weren't there!


bloody funny.

Medusa + injection = too much torque for the dyno ..https://youtu.be/qg5o0_tJxYM


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just read this following the best tm threads thread , still made me cry laughing, thanks nic.

Medusa + injection = too much torque for the dyno ..https://youtu.be/qg5o0_tJxYM


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More nostalgia, well resurrected Roberto.

Phil.

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2008 was a good year, i think it was this year I took my mini and also scared the crap out of wolfe 😂. I was chasing down the bumble bee c20xe in a mg 1275 powered mini which needed the choke out to run on track haha.

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